1. They're ungodly.
2. They ruin concerts.
whY IS THERE A GIANT FIDGET SPINNER THROWING SOME RANDOM PERSON IN THE AIR I CANT BREATHE
3. They cause relationship problems.
i jus found someone's fidget spinner in my girls bed n it's not mine .. what should i do😔
4. They cause great debates.
5. They run?
Yo check out my sick fidget spinner move.
6. They've created a new "holiday?"
Remember! Monday is National Bring Your Fidget Spinner to Work Day
7. They've become the...toy of the summer?
its summer 2017 😈😤that means.. dudes wearin rompers 😍😜 late night fidget spinning 😎😆 possible world war 😮😳 tucking ur homies into bed ☺️❤️
8. They woof?
never seen this fidget spinner before
9. They...what?!
I just saw someone do coke off a fidget spinner im officially done with 2017
10. They create opportunities?
Harvard saw my insane fidget spinner trick montage n jus offered me a full ride to study aerospace engineering
11. They help drivers?!
My mom is playing with a fidget spinner while driving 😂
12. They get pregnant?
my fidget spinner is pregnant
13. They've even invaded reality TV.
[Naked and Afraid] Partner: "I brought my mechete we can use to build a shelter." Me: *slowly pulls fidget spinner from bag.
14. They've destroyed the sanctity of marriage.
@millselle @Rosales10A Okay but are we just gonna ingore this girls fidget spinner corsage
15. Even Kim Kardashian has cashed in on them.
No one else seems shook up by the fact that Kim K is selling a $ sign fidget spinner that has 'daddy' engraved on it.
16. But, they do cause us to reflect.
fidget spinners are whack, when I was in 8th grade we'd shove a spoonful of cinnamon down our throats and try to survive for fun
17. And inspire us to invest.
Millennial investing in 2017
18. OK wait, maybe they're iconic?
I hooked my fidget spinner up to my vape pen and The Millennials crowned me King of Avocado Toast
19. Because they help people...fish?
Just caught a fish on my fidget spinner
20. Woah, dude.
the solar system just a giant fidget spinner if you think about it
21. But nah, at the end of the day, they make people do wild shit.
Check out my new fidget spinner!!😌👌🏻
Brun them!