1.
I'm calling the fucking cops:
3.
This is what a school lunch should NOT look like.
4.
Frankly, this is scary as hell.
6.
BRB, running to the bathroom...
7.
NO thank you. This is not what I think of as a "healthy" pizza.
9.
Even drunk me wouldn't want anything to do with a corn dog pizza.
10.
Ramen pizza, I think the fuck not.
11.
I...just don't know what this is supposed to be.
12.
Just...no, please God no.
14.
I'm sorry shrimp should not be on a pizza in this way.
16.
This looks like a pizza, but IDK, it doesn't feel like a pizza.
17.
My stomach hurts just looking at this deep friend pizza.
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And finally, tuna salad pizza. I'm sorry.