1. “Here you are, meeting your girlfriend’s best friend for the first time. No big deal, right?”
3. “You’ve just met this person, and yet she already knows everything about you.”
“She knows about every fight you and you girlfriend have ever had. She knows you cried at the end of Toy Story 3. She knows about that weird sex thing you ask your girlfriend to do to you sometimes.”
6. What did your boyfriend think when he first met your BFF?
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