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    Posted on May 28, 2016

    Two People Changed A Diaper For The First Time And It Got Messy

    "Number one or number two?"

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    In this "Married Vs. Single" episode, Kelsey and Ned are facing their fears and changed a baby's diaper. Things got a little pissy, poopie, and adorable:

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    Meet Ned: Ned is happily married with no kids…yet

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    Meet Kelsey: Kelsey is very single.

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    And both are not equipped to change a diaper.

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    Meet Adam, the baby expert, and his precious little bundle of joy, Samantha…

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    ...like, really-fucking-adorable.

    My ovaries are exploding.

    Who needs to be changed!

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    You're going to be OK, Kelsey.

    So, Adam left the single lady and the happily married man to achieve the unthinkable. They had to change Sam's diaper.

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    Ned remembered a technique, where you lift the baby's legs up with one hand and take the baby's pants off with the other hand.

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    And it's only right that when you change a baby's diaper you give the tummy some love too.

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    OMG, look at her legs!

    It was time to unleash the beast and take off the used diaper, and Kelsey was not being a good team player.

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    So Ned took matters into his own hands. Don't worry, it was just pee!

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    But even a baby's pee smells like something else.

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    You can name the smell a face like this would make.

    And I guess the smell was so bad, Ned couldn’t even look for a trashcan.

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    After wiping Samantha and giving her a new diaper, they got an approval from the baby expert on changing a diaper...

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    ...except they forgot to put on the rest of Sam's clothes.

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    And even though Kelsey realized changing a baby's diaper wasn't that bad, it's something she didn't want to do again.

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    While Ned's cold heart turned to hot ooze and the baby fever kicked in.

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    SAM FOR PRESIDENT!

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