Two People Changed A Diaper For The First Time And It Got Messy

"Number one or number two?"

Posted on May 28, 2016, 19:01 GMT

By Kevin Chestnut (BuzzFeed Motion Pictures Intern) Ned Fulmer (Video Development Manager) Kelsey Darragh (BuzzFeed Staff) YB Chang (BuzzFeed Staff) Nyla Wissa (Junior Social Media Strategist)

In this "Married Vs. Single" episode, Kelsey and Ned are facing their fears and changed a baby's diaper. Things got a little pissy, poopie, and adorable:

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BuzzFeedYellow / Via youtube.com

Meet Ned: Ned is happily married with no kids…yet

Meet Kelsey: Kelsey is very single.

And both are not equipped to change a diaper.

Meet Adam, the baby expert, and his precious little bundle of joy, Samantha…

...like, really-fucking-adorable.

My ovaries are exploding.

Who needs to be changed!

You're going to be OK, Kelsey.

So, Adam left the single lady and the happily married man to achieve the unthinkable. They had to change Sam's diaper.

Ned remembered a technique, where you lift the baby's legs up with one hand and take the baby's pants off with the other hand.

And it's only right that when you change a baby's diaper you give the tummy some love too.

OMG, look at her legs!

It was time to unleash the beast and take off the used diaper, and Kelsey was not being a good team player.

So Ned took matters into his own hands. Don't worry, it was just pee!

But even a baby's pee smells like something else.

You can name the smell a face like this would make.

And I guess the smell was so bad, Ned couldn’t even look for a trashcan.

After wiping Samantha and giving her a new diaper, they got an approval from the baby expert on changing a diaper...

...except they forgot to put on the rest of Sam's clothes.

And even though Kelsey realized changing a baby's diaper wasn't that bad, it's something she didn't want to do again.

While Ned's cold heart turned to hot ooze and the baby fever kicked in.

SAM FOR PRESIDENT!

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