“They were out of salad!”
“The second my roommate is out the door, my pants are off!”
“It looks like a bunch of dull pencils pushing through a sheet of leather.”
is it wrong to want to look better than the bride?
“They’ll bring you soup but they don’t care about making you cum.”
What are dental dams anyway?
“WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET MAAAARIEEEDD?????”
“I feel like a lot of their liquor has snakes in it”
“I ONLY use Tinder when I’m pooping.”
DID SOMEONE SAY TACO BELL?!
This looks nothing like the tutorial.
If you have anxiety you know getting your meds refilled can be anxiety inducing in itself. This video depicts situations and experiences that may cause panic in viewers who have experienced similar events.
“Can you make sure you save this under ‘The Way Kelsey Needs to Start Living’?”
“When did you make it official? How many months, weeks, handjobs?”