As far as Riverdale guys go, Archie Andrews is a wonderful, lovable dude.
He's also, however, very easy to make fun of.**
See what I mean? Look at the poor guy, he's practically begging to be roasted.
Here are 21 times Riverdale characters dragged Archie so, so hard:
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First, when Josie had this less-than-enthusiastic response to Archie wanting to work on music with the Pussycats:
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When Veronica hit him with this zinger:
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When Kevin gently reminded him that basically everyone on the planet witnessed his disastrous variety show audition:
5.
When Jughead roasted Archie's attempt at being sentimental:
6.
When Valerie ended him with one sentence:
7.
And then hit him with this ice-cold comeback:
8.
And THEN absolutely obliterated his entire existence:
9.
When Betty said what needed to be said:
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When Reggie called out his poorly thought-out defense strategy:
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When Weatherbee was less-than-impressed by Archie's Red Circle initiative:
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When Cheryl took both Archie and Jughead down with this iconic line:
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When Chuck had this, uh, interesting choice of words for him at wrestling tryouts:
14.
When Jughead had the misfortune of hearing Varchie hooking up and roasted the both of them:
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When his mom absolutely came for his NECK:
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When his dad was not here for his "it's just an expensive sports car the Lodges bribed me with" routine:
17.
When Hiram pointed out that Archie's strategy for finding the Black Hood was, in fact, unbelievably dumb:
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And when he not-so-subtly told Archie to stop creepily sneaking into his office:
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When even the judge thought he was dumb for accepting the plea deal:
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When Josie gave him the wakeup call of a lifetime:
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And finally, when Jughead made sure that these cursed words would never, ever leave Archie's mouth again:
