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going to target in your hometown is just an anxiety fueled game of hide and seek with people you graduated with and don't wanna see
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when I go to the grocery store in my hometown and see seven people I know https://t.co/ePSQt1vJhu
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haunted house : your hometown grocery store when everyone is home from holiday and you get stopped every minute by a different person and asked the same questions for an hour straight
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Going to my hometown grocery store trying to avoid everyone like
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Seeing people I went to high school w is SCARY I’m just like “pls don’t talk to me pls don’t talk to me pls don’t talk to m”
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Every conversation at the hometown bar tonight: "Hey!! Long time no see - how are you?" "Good! You?" *awkward hug* "Good! How's the fam? Working in the city now?" "Great! Yup!" "Well ima grab a drink real quick, let's catch up later?" "Sounds Good!" *doesn't catch up later*
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I like my hometown except no one ever leaves it so i’ve managed to run into almost every person I didn’t like in high school in the last 3 days
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Avoiding people at your hometown Wal-Mart is a very important skill in life
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Met a woman at the airport from my hometown. Pretty crazy considering we’re so far from home. I lied when she asked where I’m from, obviously, cuz that would have lead to more small talk. But crazy nonetheless
10.
going to your hometown Walmart and avoiding the locals
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an app with grindr’s distance-in-feet location technology but just so you can avoid running into people you went to high school with when you visit your hometown
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i want to unfollow so many people from high school on instagram but am terrified of how it might be awkward if i ran into them at my hometown supermarket during the one week a year i visit and now i know why every astrology app says i avoid confrontation
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When I'm in my hometown and a vague acquaintance from high school tries to make small talk with me at CVS https://t.co/qLhBkpnvqe
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me at the grocery store after successfully avoiding someone I went to high school with
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Avoiding people you know at the gym in your hometown the day before Thanksgiving is sports
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The idea that it’s a small world after all is lovely. Until you run into people you know. Then it’s horrific.