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    15 Tweets For People Who Can't Freaking Pay Attention

    Short attention span squad, raise your hands.

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    Me getting ready for school knowing damn well I won't be paying attention in any class

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    if you see me lookin zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in me head

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    me in class: Teacher: are you paying attention? me: yes ofc Also me: .╭ .◜ ◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜ ◝ . ╮ .(what if someone) (shot up this room?) ( id have to step up) .( and be hero. ) ╰ ͜ ╯ o . ° {\__/} ( • . •) / >📖

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    Prof: “Do you understand?” Me: “Yes, Ma’am.” My brain:

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    Y'all ever be zoned out driving and don't know how you made it to your destination 😂😂😂😂😂

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    me when someones calling my name but i’m daydreaming

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    teacher: this information is important and will be on the test my brain:

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    teacher: are you paying attention????? me: yes my brain: SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

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    My boss: why are you sitting in the breakroom for the fifth time today Me:

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    Sometimes my brain is a terrible version of Clippy. 📎 “I see you’re trying to do ____. Can I help you do *something else entirely?*”

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    me in the shower: 2% washing 8% singing 90% winning imaginary arguments

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    do u ever zone out but ur aware that you zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in bc same

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    no one: my brain randomly when im driving: