If You're In A "Meh" Mood, I Highly Suggest Looking At These 39 Hilariously Petty Signs

    "Our ice cream machine works, unlike — never mind."

    Kelly Martinez
    by Kelly Martinez

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This glowing recommendation: 

    2. At least they're self-aware:

    3. This sick burn:

    4. A very reasonable request:

    5. My new life motto:

    6. "Not my problem":

    7. Seems pretty logical:

    8. This person who is NOT a fan of birds:

    9. Seems like a completely reasonable rule to me:

    10. Please stop asking them:

    11. This restaurant sign that made me laugh way harder than it should have:

    12. An ice-cold reminder from Goofy:

    13. This barista I feel really bad for:

    14. This sign that isn't wrong:

    15. A reasonable misunderstanding: 

    16. This sign straight out of the new season of You:

    17. "We do not want Max in the library": 

    18. A true hero:

    19. This very impressive level of pettiness:

    20. Don't even think about it:

    21. This sign that deserves a goddamn award:

    22. This A+ addition:

    23. Just a total coincidence: 

    24. This sign that needs to be on every highway:

    25. A deal nobody can refuse:

    26. This casual shade:

    27. At least they're honest:

    28. I absolutely need the backstory on this:

    29. I, for one, would have let them keep this sign up:

    30. The truth hurts, literally:

    31. This sign that almost made me spit out my coffee: 

    32. I am here for this trend of fast-food places being petty to one another:

    33. As an American, I don't disagree:

    34. Seems quite reasonable:

    35. This very savage sister:

    36. You know what? Maybe I'll just use my hotspot:

    37. Not a bad philosophy to live by, honestly:

    38. This teacher who I do not blame one bit:

    39. And finally:

    H/T: r/funnysigns

    UPDATE

    This post has been updated to meet BuzzFeed's editorial standards.