What's up, internet. My name is Kelly and, like many of you, I've suffered through the weird process of attempting to find companionship with another human, aka this awful thing we call "dating."
Now, I can't speak for everyone, but dating in the good ol' city of LA can be a particularly wild experience. From having to find a halfway point to meet in the same city to seeing the guy who ghosted you pop up on Selling Sunset, everyone seems to have a story.
Here are 15 tweets that accurately (and painfully) sum up dating in LA:
1.First, the primary use of Google Maps on my phone:
2.This tweet I had to drop in the group chat because it actually made me laugh out loud:
3.This unfortunate truth:
4.Actually upset about the accuracy of this one:
5.This helluva story:
6."The punch line goes: I'll get older, but your lovers stay my age":
7.This tweet that made me go, "yeah, pretty much":
8.This horrendous experience:
9.Thank god I'm not the only one this has happened to:
10.My worst nightmare, TBH:
11.This cold, stark reality we live in:
12.Once again, I hate it because it's true:
13.This notion I 1000% agree with:
14.For the love of god, please stop:
15.And finally, this 100% accurate truth:
Alright, I'm going back to swiping. If you like the tweets above, hit that follow button to make your timeline a happier, funnier place!