1. This boyfriend who came into the kitchen and chose violence:
2. This boyfriend who missed the point:
3. This boyfriend who never learned the importance of sharing:
4. This boyfriend who's never closed a tab once in his life:
5. This boyfriend who apparently never brings his work home with him:
6. This boyfriend who should never, ever be allowed to eat pie again:
7. This boyfriend who has a tiny, but infuriating collection of soaps:
8. This boyfriend who didn't quite meet expectations:
9. This boyfriend who should never, ever work at Subway:
10. This creative boyfriend who has questionable decorating taste:
11. This boyfriend who only had ONE job:
12. This boyfriend who thought a rock was an acceptable present:
13. This boyfriend who tried his best, but missed the mark:
14. This boyfriend who needs his phone taken away:
15. This boyfriend who has lost his right to eat pizza:
16. And finally, this boyfriend with a commitment problem:
