Buzz·Posted on Jan 20, 202023 "Guy Who Invented" Tweets That Are Way Too FunnyGuy who invented Monopoly: "I have too many friends."by Kelly MartinezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ʜᴇᴀʀᴏɴ @calebsaysthings guy who invented the hokey pokey: you put your right foot in his party guest: okay gwithp: you take your right foot out hpg: go off gwithp: you put your right foot in hpg: stop I’m screaming gwithp: and you shake it all about hpg: you’re fucking kidding me 03:04 AM - 21 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. conscious robot @robots_feel [guy who's about to invent parties] *drinking alone* i wish this was worse 04:29 PM - 06 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. the hype @TheHyyyype the guy who invented constellations was like "see those 4 stars? that's a bear" and everyone else was just too busy trying to not die from the plague to fight him on it 11:45 PM - 07 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. steve suckington @SteveSuckington "What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me" -guy who invented sports 07:27 AM - 01 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kellen @captainkalvis exec: whos got a new candy for me guy who invented fundip: ok so it's powdered sugar in a pouch exec: the candy is just... sugar? guy: yup! flavored like fruit that does crystal meth exec: how do you eat it guy: [ripping a line of neon cocaine] WITH A STICK OF MORE SUGAR 02:41 AM - 04 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. corri @itcorru [guy about to invent monopoly] *looking at friends* i have too many of these 08:43 PM - 18 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Gwen 🔙🔛🔝🔜 @msgwenl GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat & vegetables was damp. 05:23 PM - 14 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli [1907. the first convenience store opens] GUY WHO INVENTED INCONVENIENCE STORES: damn 01:15 AM - 03 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. how tasty was my little grinchman @markpopham THE GUY WHO INVENTED DRIVING: what if there was a way you could make a very small mistake and absolutely kill yourself and your entire family 04:17 AM - 28 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Chase @chaselyons wind: *exists* guy who invented windbreakers: “this shit sucks. I have got to find some way to break this.” 09:09 PM - 17 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. will @fuckmarrywill THE GUY WHO INVENTED FIREWORKS: i’m gonna kill god. 03:54 PM - 04 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau GUY WHO INVENTED THE PHOTOGRAPH: I invented the photograph! GUY WHO HATES THE GUY WHO INVENTED PHOTOGRAPHS AND IS ABOUT TO INVENT PUZZLES: Cool can I see that? 04:12 AM - 04 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Matt Buechele @mattbooshell ASSISTANT: so what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that it all fits? GUY WHO INVENTED PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLS: can't stress how unimportant that part is 05:29 PM - 30 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt who invented numbers. like they literally just made some shit up and everybody was like ok sounds good 02:21 AM - 07 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. YΛBKΛƬ @ohen39 "Hey!" *thousands of people turn around* Guy who invented names: I HAVE to fix this. 08:34 PM - 05 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious 'What if traveling between rooms was slightly harder?' - guy who invented doors 09:39 PM - 11 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Julicorn 🦄 @ChicksRule Guy about to invent work: what if we paid people to be miserable 08:15 PM - 11 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Hayes Brown @HayesBrown guy who invented daylight savings time: and then in the fall you get an extra hour to sleep! us: wow yeah that sounds great him: [under his breath] and in exchange you get months of darknesss and sadness us: wait what? him: what? 12:12 AM - 05 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. roving lounge singer @KrangTNelson GUY WHO INVENTED BLOODY MARYS (drinking a normal cocktail): hrmmm needs more ketchup 07:31 PM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jeb @LlamaInaTux Guy who invented the piano: 200 hundred years from now it may need tuning but it will be sturdy. So sturdy. His friend, who invented piano benches: the legs are designed for maximum wobble 07:46 PM - 15 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @HammerFist3 The guy who invented toast was probably all like "let's cook this bread a second time because cooking things just once is not enough times" 04:35 PM - 13 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji The guy who invented the Christmas tree: https://t.co/1owG9E3hOe 01:36 AM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Terry F @daemonic3 [guy who's about to invent croutons] *eating salad* i wish this hurt 09:15 PM - 16 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite