Buzz·Posted on Jan 2, 202020 Tweets About Work Emails That Are 100% Funny And 200% Accurate"Hope this email finds you well!"by Kelly MartinezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. salt, fat, acid, yeet @hermit_hwarang Writing “Warm Regards” on a passive aggressive work email 03:41 AM - 13 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ruby🦎 @roobeekeane “Sorry for the reply delay!” - predictable - disorganised - admits fault on your part “in response to your premature email,” - brazen - establishes dominance - might get fired, giving you more time to work on your series of crime novellas 12:02 PM - 24 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch I JUST SENT A WORK EMAIL THAT WAS JUST 800 PUMPKIN EMOJIS 06:04 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin anyone who sends a work-related email, text, fax, page or tiktok the week between Christmas & New Year's, don't forget to cc um and bcc no 07:01 PM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Skoog @Skoog [evolution of a work email] FUCK YOU I SPECIFICALLY SAID- *deletedeletedelete* If you had taken the time to actually read wha- *deletedeletedelete* Apologies, I will be more clear next time :) 04:14 PM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. MISS BENNY @Miss_Benny me: *responds to one work email* me exhausted lying in bed immediately after: https://t.co/K53N5KKSRq 03:42 AM - 11 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Every work email I send: Hey! Sorry to bug you! Was just wondering (If it’s not too much trouble) Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do? Totally fine if not! Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :) Sorry to bother you! Sorry I exist! So sorry! Just let me know! Emily 03:02 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jill Gutowitz @jillboard WORK EMAIL: Hey will you do this? ME, OUT LOUD: noooooooooo pleaaaaaase noooooooo godddddd please don't make me do this please god fuck you noooooo ME, EMAIL: Yup! Will circle back momentarily :) 02:26 AM - 22 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Modern Adult @adultproblem *Sending a work email after not talking to someone for a week* My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: “...Hope all is well” 12:43 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt I know this is a company-wide email but it definitely feels like it was sent directly to me 10:08 PM - 18 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ruby🦎 @roobeekeane “I hope this email finds you well” - cliche - passive aggressive - you’d better be fuckin well “I hope this email doesn’t find you ill...” - spicy - shows concern for public health - adds a level of threat, leading to faster response 03:44 PM - 15 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. rob, from online. 💻 @robfromonline boss: can we talk about the company-wide email you sent out me: it was a critical update boss: it just says "i'm back on my bullshit" me: people need to know 07:47 PM - 20 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Shut Up Heather! @TheBlackHermit "per my last email" = "In case you suddenly can't read" "To reiterate" = "this is the last time I'm saying this" "moving forward" = "Don't try me again" "I've copied ______" = "Let's see you lie your way out of this bitch" "Kind Regards" = "Fuck you" https://t.co/SSOjfNWddi 11:33 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Logan Guntzelman @adirtyguntz Years ago I made my phone autocorrect the word “like” so I would use it less. I’ve never accidentally sent a text or email with that autocorrection until today, at work, when I sent this to the Head of HR: 12:17 AM - 21 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP Protip: Never end a work email with “Let me know if you want to discuss” without immediately leaving the building. 04:55 PM - 07 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Opulence @PaulinoElite “Per my last email” Are definitely fighting words 06:58 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jonny sun @jonnysun all group emails in august: person 1: hi everybody me: hi person 3: Thanks for your email! I am currently out of office and will return.. person 4: Hi! I am currently on vacation with limited.. person 5: Hello! I'm away from office until.. person 6: Hi! I am away do not email me 04:28 PM - 21 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. CONEY @CONEY someone at my corporate job had a baby and in the congrats group email some people called it the "newest member of the team" i need to escape this 02:07 PM - 20 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Adrienne Porter Felt @__apf__ "Hi folks" is boring so I've decided to start addressing all group emails to "comrades & dragons" 03:55 PM - 18 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. A.R. Moxon @JuliusGoat I meant to sign off a work email like this: “Best,” but I typed “Bees,” and I panicked and doubled down on the mistake, “I SAID bees, and I MEANT bees” so I think now I have to spend the rest of my career pretending to be a mass of swarming bees wearing human clothes. 02:14 AM - 30 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite