Buzz·Posted on Dec 12, 201915 Funny Tweets About Holiday Texts From Exes'Tis the season!by Kelly MartinezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Vic @vic_moser When your ex tries to text you and say Merry Christmas, like no honey you’re feliz navidead to me. 02:26 AM - 25 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Abby Govindan @abbygov men will break your heart and make you cry for 6 months non stop then text you “happy thanksgiving, thankful for you” at 2:39 am the day after Thanksgiving 07:32 AM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Donell Jones Stan Account @thenineYANAs I didn’t get a toxic thanksgiving text. I’ve lost my touch. 01:08 PM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. kenz @kenzlawson Holidays always give exes an excuse to text you. “Happy thanksgiving, thankful for ya!” Like, you weren’t thankful for me when you were sleeping with 12 other girls, thank you, next 08:54 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. salad @defnotsally y’all wait until the holidays to find an excuse to text your ex ? LMFAOOOOOOOOO I do that every other weekend at 2 am, we are not the same 04:15 PM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Taquito @Jazzzzzmina Nothing says: "We should fuck again" like a Merry Christmas text from an ex. 03:34 PM - 25 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Percocet Pacman @HEZxJ nobody is going to hell except the people who text they ex on holidays 08:41 AM - 28 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Claudio Franc @claudiovfranc Now that the holiday season is finally here, here’s a friendly reminder to not text your ex Things TO NOT text your ex: -happy thanksgiving!! Lol how’ve u been? -merry christmas! Miss ya this time of year! -new year new us? Lol what’s up? Things TO text your ex: - - - 08:15 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Kelsey Uhlich @kelseyuhlich drink more Jell-O shots than times you text your ex this holiday weekend 09:17 PM - 30 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll I love the holidays because I always get texts from ex's saved in my phone as "don't answer", "hell no" or my personal favorite, "Satan". 01:17 AM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jackson Strick @StrickJackson My ex that cheated on me texted me this morning and said “new year, new us?” And I said nope 05:20 PM - 01 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. lydia 🦋 @generichoe dudes will look for any reason to talk to you when they see you doing good without them. my ex just texted me "happy new year" it's february 4th 07:19 AM - 05 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Noah Hazel @noahhazel55 “New year new me” she tweets as she drunk texts her ex 01:09 AM - 31 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz Tis the season to get drunk & text your ex 'Have a horrible fuckin Christmas'. 04:43 AM - 25 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. gabriel targaryen @glamtr0n_ do use thanksgiving, christmas, and/or new years to text me. closure isn’t real and i love the drama. https://t.co/Aqmq24d0Ac 04:28 AM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite