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Which Monster Should You Hook Up With This Halloween?

You need a monster as mischievous and strange as you are. A goblin can show you a good time, maybe even a great time (unless they curse you or challenge you to solve their labyrinth). Sure, your goblin might be small, but size isn't everything.

Goblin

Your date is about as magical as they come. Start the night off with a nice home-brewed drink, loosen up, and resist the urge to make "broom broom" jokes. You'll be flying high tomorrow morning.

Witch

Just like your skeletal inamorata, you're a delicate soul who needs a kindred spirit this Halloween. A skeleton will be sensitive to your needs, and really bare their soul to you.

Skeleton

You and your mummy are both looking for a short-term, meaningful connection this Halloween. You're not expecting to get married — you'll go back to normal life on Monday morning and they'll return to the underworld — but that doesn't mean you can't get all wrapped up in each other for one night of passion.

Mummy

You're not looking for anything serious, and neither is your undead lover. You're both fiercely independent beings, and you need someone who's as transparent about their intentions as you are. And ghosts are always transparent.

Ghost

You're looking for a real beast this Halloween. You and your werewolf could opt for a picnic in the woods, or go for a hike in the woods, or just hang out doing something else in the woods. Either way, there's no better monster to be stuck in a hairy situation with.

Werewolf

You're looking for a bloody hot hookup, and a vampire will surely deliver. No one's wit is as biting, just don't let them give you a hickey.

Vampire

You're all about a no-strings hookup, and so is your zombie paramour. But don't let that aloof nature fool you, zombies don't see you as just a piece of meat, they really value a date with brains.

Zombie

You're all about having a good time, and so is your date! There's a world of love and devotion hiding behind that terrifying face makeup. Show your clown date all the affection and warmth they deserve, or they'll murder you. Haha, just kidding! But seriously.

Clown

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Which Monster Should You Hook Up With This Halloween?

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