Which "Archer" Character Are You?
You're an introverted geek (who may or may not also be a sex addict). People turn to you when they need a friend to lean on, help with their taxes, or some top-notch stir-fry. Though you avoid the spotlight and don't perform particularly well under pressure, you're very capable in high-stress situations, and also very brave when the occasion calls for it.
You're an interesting mix of intelligence, curiosity, and immorality. You march to the beat of your own drum (i.e. the sound of two robots fighting to the death), and you're always open-minded when it comes to experimentation (of all kinds). You're not much of a people person, despite your natural charisma, and need lots of alone time. You're also extremely brilliant and would make an awesome super villain.
You're loyal to a fault, and a realistic optimist. Your biggest flaw is your extremely giving nature (also, drug addiction), which people sometimes take advantage of, but it's also your greatest strength. You never turn your back on a friend in need. You're also very handy with a pistol, and a good person to have around when it comes to a fight.
You're the master of sass and style. You're an incredibly brave and capable agent, but you also know how to distance yourself from your work. You know how to balance work with play, and do it while looking fabulous. You're a good friend, a reliable colleague, and a veritable sarcasm machine (even before you had the robotic legs).
You're a rare mix of fun and totally insane. You value the finer things in life, and have a good time — a scarily good time — when it comes to romance, but generally don't like to get tied down. You tend to see the bad in people before the good, but that's only because you've seen a lot in your day and you're all about protecting yourself. Also, no one is your supervisor. No one.
You're a creature of refined comfort. You enjoy a good cocktail, a fancy dinner, and some top-notch threads. Your biggest flaw is your vanity (also alcoholism), but you absolutely have the fabulousness to back it up. You do truly care about a select few number of people in your life, but when push comes to shove, you're all about getting ahead no matter the cost. You also love your dog a little too much.
DAAAANGER ZONE! Way to go, you're the best/worst. You're a top-notch secret agent with a serious ego — that you can seriously back up — and a taste for the uppercrust life. You can come off as abrasive and cocky, but when push comes to shove, you're usually on the right side of the fight, and you're always a powerful ally. You can be a fearsome enemy (especially when you're rampaging), and a surprisingly sensitive friend (when you're drunk).
You're the coolest of the cool. You're as smart as you are sexy — and seriously, look at you — and you work as hard as you play. Your biggest flaw is your insecurity, which is silly since you're the total package, but you rarely let that come between you and your goals. You're tenacious, capable, and clever. Also, you're fabulous enough to make guns work as accessories.
You are a mix of all things awesome. You're a fearsome fighter, a wonder with marzipan, and you can fit four pool balls in your mouth. You can outdrink most grown men, and when it comes to peer reviews, no one is more dedicated. You're a good person to have around in a sticky situation, and a great person to have around when it comes to negotiating. You are, simply put, a total badass.