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Just How "Mom" Are You?

Bonus points if you're looking for your keys right now.

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    You feel an irrepressible need to feed the people you love.
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    That need sometimes borders on force-feeding.
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    You’re not sure who Lorde is, but whoever they are, they’re blaspheming.
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    You have told someone they have “schmutz” on their face.
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    And then licked your finger to wipe it off.
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    You enjoy a nice pair of pleated, high-waisted jeans.
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    You are confused by the Google.
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    You are confused by the Facebook.
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    You will just never understand the Twitter.
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    You have only recently learned how to use the emoji faces.
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    You have very, very strong feelings about sending thank-you notes.
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    You still leave voicemails.
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    You firmly believe a person needs to bring a jacket with them every time they leave the house.
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    You will shamelessly bust out your signature dance moves at any opportunity.
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    The only thing you enjoy more than a good cup of tea is a good pair of Hanes cotton underwear.
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    You find great joy in recounting what’s currently going on in "General Hospital."
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    You are in total awe of Michelle Obama’s arms.
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    No one's better at serving up a dish of piping hot tough love.
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    You once brought a picture of Meg Ryan in “You’ve Got Mail” to the hairdresser.
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    All right, twice.
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    You believe in the power and functionality of the minivan.
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    You try to to pay for everything with a personal check.
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    You think youngsters have taken acronyms too far, what with the YOLO and the LOL.
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    You appreciate a sturdy, roomy fannypack.
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    You just hate to miss an episode of "Ellen."
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    Seriously, the minivan is the unsung warrior of the highway.
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    You can never seem to find that one thing you’re looking for in your purse.
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    Mostly because your purse is the size of a canoe and contains anything anyone could ever need.
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    You’re always worried your loved ones are getting a cold even when they're perfectly healthy.
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    You are well-versed in the subtle art of couponing.
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    You can shed your sweet exterior and morph into a terrifying rage-beast when it comes to defending your loved ones.
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    You believe in the mighty power of a clean living space.
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    No one gives more thoughtful, unique gifts than you do.
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    You’re constantly wondering where your keys are.
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    A teen has tweeted “mom” at you.
 
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