What Kind Of Unicorn Are You?
You rare and awesome unicorn! You can get away with anything, because you're invisible, and everyone is jealous of your invisibility. You could rob a bank if you wanted to, but you probably won't, because you're a unicorn.
You spectacularly intellectual unicorn! You're a magical, magical creature, and you always look before you leap (on your spectacular unicorn hooves). You're the unicorn all the other unicorns come to when they need life advice.
You gorgeous, majestic creature of magical flight. You're so awesome, it isn't enough to just have a perfect unicorn horn, you also need wings! Sometimes your other less cool unicorn friends who don't have cars bum rides off you, but hey, that's alright, because you can fly.
Congratulations! You might not know it yet, BUT YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT UNICORN. It's ok, you'll accept it someday, and on that day a million rainbows will burst forth from your body and off you'll go on your merry unicorn way!
You're a splendid vision of dark power and black magical glitter! Your other unicorn friends know not to cross you, and you strike fear and wonderment and awe into the hearts of mere humans. All shall love you and despair!
You wonderful, perfect, transcendently magical rainbow unicorn! You're all the magic in the world combined into one shining, perfect, rainbow beacon of hope. All the other unicorns want you at their unicorn parties!
You unicorn of otherworldly allure! You're the classic example of unicorn perfection, and it's no wonder, because you LITERALLY SPARKLE. Shine on like the lovely, perfect unicorn that you are.