B is for Babette Ate Oatmeal.
F is for Friday Night Dinner.
I is for I Love You, You Idiot.
N is for Nothing Excites Me Before 11.
O is for Oy With The Poodles Already
R is for Richard Gilmore.
T is for Two Glasses Of Wine At Lunch.
X is for Xanadu-Level Of Insane.
Y is for Yale Daily News.