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    23 Signs You're Thorsty

    THE THORST CANNOT BE QUENCHED.

    1. You totally dig the way he weareth his mother's drapes.

    2. You daydream of meeting casually, between his battles to save mankind.

    3. Then, maybe making some polite, flirty conversation.

    4. AND IMMEDIATELY ELOPING.

    5. AND ANNOUNCING YOUR LOVE TO THE WORLD.

    6. You felt he should have made an appearance in The Avengers way, way sooner.

    So far my Avengers watching experience has just been me asking "Where's Thor?" #thor #hot

    Lara Zvirbulis@zvirby

    So far my Avengers watching experience has just been me asking "Where's Thor?" #thor #hot

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    7. And even when he did, there was a woeful lack of rainy, muddy, clingy shirt scenes.

    8. His beautiful angst makes you swoon.

    9. And those SWEET, BLUE, CRYSTAL CLEAR EYES WHAT EVEN LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

    10. You long to catch him when he's in a gaming mood.

    11. You yearn to touch that hair, that spectrum of blonde perfection.

    12. OH, TO RUN YOUR HANDS THROUGH THAT GLORIOUS MANE.

    13. Seriously, if you were around, you'd be his personal...Asgard.

    14. You spend a lot of time thinking about Thor's hammer.

    15. And the power he derives from his hammer.

    16. How perfectly his hammer...conducts energy.

    17. And how he effortlessly controls his hammer.

    18. So effortlessly, that no other hammer could ever possibly compare.

    19. And how his hammer is obviously a metaphor.

    20. You, admittedly, have a soft spot for Loki.

    21. But you have a *hard* spot for Thor.

    22. (And his hammer.)

    23. Because the Thorst cannot be quenched.