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Posted on Nov 23, 2014

21 Jokes You Can Out-Dad Your Dad With This Christmas

Deck the halls with terrible puns.

1. What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

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2. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?

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3. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed to keep warm at night?

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4. What do you call Santa's most impolite reindeer?

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5. What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down a chimney when the fire's lit?

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6. What did Santa give his depressed elf friend for Christmas?

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7. How can you tell snowmen apart from snow women?

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8. What do you call Santa's helpers?

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9. What kind of cars do elves drive?

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10. What do Santa's elves go to school to learn?

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11. What's Santa's favorite thing to do in the garden?

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12. What do snowmen call their kids?

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13. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

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14. What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

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15. Which one of Santa's reindeer likes to clean the most?

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16. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?

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17. What's the biggest difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

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18. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

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19. What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?

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20. What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

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21. What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa Claus?

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