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    Updated on Sep 2, 2020. Posted on Feb 29, 2016

    John Oliver Destroyed Donald Trump On "Last Week Tonight"

    "He's a baby with even smaller fingers."

    John Oliver, host of Last Week Tonight, has officially gone all in on Donald Trump.

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    He didn't waste any time. He just went right in.

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    Why? Because Trump's campaign is gaining legitimate steam.

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    Oliver likened this surge in popularity to a scary back mole. Trump is America's back mole.

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    He called to light that time Trump extended his best wishes to haters and losers on 9/11...

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    ...and that time he attacked Jon Stewart on Twitter, and then denied attacking Jon Stewart on Twitter.

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    Oliver compared Trump's views on the truth to that of a lemur with a banana.

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    And then Trump, overall, to a gold Sharpie pen.

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    Oliver recalled that once, during a deposition, Trump revealed how he calculates his net worth. Through his own "feelings."

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    Oliver reminded us of the misleading website that was "gotrump.com" or as some might pronounce it, "got rump dot com."

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    He replayed footage of that time Trump shared his strategy for battling terrorism.

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    And said that a biographer once revealed that Trump's ancestor changed the family's name to "Trump" from their original family name, which was "Drumpf."

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    Yes, Drumpf.

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    Ya know, the sound a morbidly obese pigeon makes when it flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy.

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    There you have it.

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