My Mom Watched "Game Of Thrones" And Was Not Very Impressed

    "That's Liz Lemon's boyfriend."

    Keely Flaherty
    by Keely Flaherty

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "Is that Tobey Maguire?"

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    2. "I can see now that clearly isn’t Tobey Maguire."

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    3. "He really looks like Matt Damon — I don’t know who he is."

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    4. "But he really looks like Matt Damon to me."

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    5. "I don’t like this."

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    6. "I do like the theme song. It's very epic."

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    7. "Is this based on a book?"

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    8. "Oh, I need a new embroidery hoop like that!"

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    9. "See how it stretches the fabric? I need to get one so that I can finish my picture."

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    10. "Is that Russell Crowe?"

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    11. "He traveled all that way just to get his head cut off. It's too bad."

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    12. "It’s too gory. It’s very gory."

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    13. "This is just awful."

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    14. "Is that Jon Snow?"

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    15. "He’s very handsome."

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    16. "Why are they so mean to Jon Snow?"

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    17. "Doesn’t he get his penis cut off? Your brother said someone gets their penis cut off. I think it was him."

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    18. "That’s the best friend from Wimbledon."

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    19. "He’s very good-looking."

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    20. "Is that the girl who… what’s her name? The Princess Bride?"

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    21. "Oh no. Don’t cut that nice hair."

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    22. "Is Climbing Boy going to die?"

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    23. "I don’t like this so far."

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    24. "He doesn’t look good to me."

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    25. "He looks like a little evil boy with bad hair."

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    26. "Is that the door guy?"

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    27. "Close the Door Guy?"

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    28. "Is he from Harry Potter?"

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    29. "Everybody in this show looks alike."

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    30. "She’s kind of mean."

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    31. "That’s Liz Lemon’s boyfriend."

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    32. "That’s Dragon Woman. She has good lips."

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    33. "Well, they have a strange relationship."

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    34. "Is there full-frontal nudity in this?"

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    35. "Of course there isn’t any male nudity."

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    36. "We don’t have Jon Snow walking around nude."

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    37. "That would be very good."

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    38. "She needs a sweater."

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    39. "He’s hot! He’s the hottest one."

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    40. "He looks like Pierce Brosnan."

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    41. "I thought he was so good in 30 Rock."

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    42. "That can't be Mean Queen's real hair."

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    43. "I’m having a very hard time understanding what he says."

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    44. "She’s so cute."

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    45. "But he’s awful."

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    46. "Funky eyebrows."

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    47. "There’s too much gratuitous butt sex. Or doggy style, whatever."

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    48. "He’s definitely in love with Dragon Woman."

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    49. "Is this a wedding? There should not be butt sex at a wedding."

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    50. "Can Funky Eyebrows talk? Do they explain that?"

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    51. "This is a really long 45 minutes."

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    52. "Is Climbing Kid about to die?"

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    53. "Oh no, is that the sound of more butt sex?"

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    54. "Oh no! That's his sister, right?"

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    55. "Wow."

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    56. "It was OK. It’s not really my cup of tea."

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    57. "There are six seasons? No, never."

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