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How Would You Die In Jurassic World?

Life finds a way. Except when you die.

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    T. rex observation deck
    T. rex observation deck
    Gyrosphere
    Gyrosphere
    Mosasaurus show
    Mosasaurus show
    RAPTORS
    RAPTORS
    That new exhibit everyone's been whispering about
    That new exhibit everyone's been whispering about
    Margaritas
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    Margaritas
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    Animal expert Owen
    Animal expert Owen
    Dirty, mildly injured Owen
    Dirty, mildly injured Owen
    Broody Owen
    Broody Owen
    Motorcycle Owen
    Motorcycle Owen
    Upset Owen
    Upset Owen
    MARGARITA Owen
    MARGARITA Owen
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    Sweatshirt
    Sweatshirt
    Pocket knife
    Pocket knife
    Snow globe
    Snow globe
    T-shirt
    T-shirt
    Keychain
    Keychain
    SWEET MARGGGG GLASS
    SWEET MARGGGG GLASS
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    Sturdy boots
    Sturdy boots
    Practical sneakers
    Practical sneakers
    Favorite, ratty pair of chucks
    Favorite, ratty pair of chucks
    Proper business attire
    Proper business attire
    Orthopedic sandals
    Orthopedic sandals
    SLAPPED TWO OF THESE ON MY FEET
    SLAPPED TWO OF THESE ON MY FEET
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    Dr. Ellie Sattler
    Dr. Ellie Sattler
    Dr. Ian Malcolm
    Dr. Ian Malcolm
    Lex Murphy
    Lex Murphy
    Dr. Alan Grant
    Dr. Alan Grant
    Tim Murphy
    Tim Murphy
    THISSSS F*CKIN GUY
    THISSSS F*CKIN GUY

How Would You Die In Jurassic World?

You got: Smashed by the tail of an Ankylosaurus

There you were in your Gyrosphere, taking in the wonders of nature, when a disgruntled Ankylosaurus decided it was time for you to die.

Smashed by the tail of an Ankylosaurus
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You got: Dropped by a Pteranodon

There you were, taking in all the wonders of Jurassic World, when the alarms went off and then BAM you were 50 feet in the air. It was a nice view, though (before she dropped you).

Dropped by a Pteranodon
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You got: Chomped in half by the Indominus rex

You were just trying to find a safe spot to hide, when all of a sudden you realized that tree was actually a camouflaged dino. It's ok, she's killed a ton of people.

Chomped in half by the Indominus rex
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You got: Dragged to the depths by the Mosasauraus

When the Pteranodons struck, you ran a little too close to the Mosasauraus' pool and SNAP. She dragged you to the depths below. Pretty rad way to go, though.

Dragged to the depths by the Mosasauraus
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You got: Ripped apart by raptors

Ok, so you got torn to shreds by Blue and the gang, but what a metal way to go out.

Ripped apart by raptors
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You got: Alcohol poisoning

Well, you survived all the dinosaur stuff, but not the margaritas. But you went out like a champ.

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