T. rex observation deckGyrosphereMosasaurus showRAPTORSThat new exhibit everyone's been whispering aboutMargaritas
Animal expert OwenDirty, mildly injured OwenBroody OwenMotorcycle OwenUpset OwenMARGARITA Owen
SweatshirtPocket knifeSnow globeT-shirtKeychainSWEET MARGGGG GLASS
Sturdy bootsPractical sneakersFavorite, ratty pair of chucksProper business attireOrthopedic sandalsSLAPPED TWO OF THESE ON MY FEET
Dr. Ellie SattlerDr. Ian MalcolmLex MurphyDr. Alan GrantTim MurphyTHISSSS F*CKIN GUY
How Would You Die In Jurassic World?
There you were in your Gyrosphere, taking in the wonders of nature, when a disgruntled Ankylosaurus decided it was time for you to die.
There you were, taking in all the wonders of Jurassic World, when the alarms went off and then BAM you were 50 feet in the air. It was a nice view, though (before she dropped you).
You were just trying to find a safe spot to hide, when all of a sudden you realized that tree was actually a camouflaged dino. It's ok, she's killed a ton of people.
When the Pteranodons struck, you ran a little too close to the Mosasauraus' pool and SNAP. She dragged you to the depths below. Pretty rad way to go, though.
Ok, so you got torn to shreds by Blue and the gang, but what a metal way to go out.
Well, you survived all the dinosaur stuff, but not the margaritas. But you went out like a champ.