Response to 12 Rules All Non-Redheads Should Know:
I literally only came in here for an Ed Sheeran gif. Mission accomplished!
Response to President Obama Left The Situation Room To Play “15 Games Of Cards” During Bin Laden Raid:
He was his personal trainer and personal assistant not a body guard. That’s called the secret service. I went to elementary school with Reggie, and yeah that’s just how he talks.
Addendum to 14: also set world record for 14,607 uses of Purell in 24 hrs