The Evolution Of Miss Golden Globe

Behold, the beautiful progeny of the rich and famous, whose job it is to awkwardly usher people off stage.

When Miss Golden Globe first started, they posed for great photos like these:

1966, Cheryl Miller

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1967, Corinna Tsopei

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1968, Alexandra Hay

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In the 1970s, the Hollywood Foreign Press moved away from using actresses who were just starting out and towards the children of established celebrities:

1975, Melanie Griffith

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Daughter of Tippi Hedren.

1982, Laura Dern

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At the time, she was just the daughter of Bruce Dern and Diane Ladd.

1989, Kyle Aletter

Daughter of Frank Aletter (actor, VP of the Screen Actors Guild) and Lee Meriweather (Barnaby Jones, The Munsters, 1966's Batman).

1993, Erin Hamilton

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With mom Carol Burnett.

1994, Alexandrea Martin

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Whoopi Goldberg's daughter.

In the '90s, they introduced their first "Mr. Golden Globe":

1995, John Clark Gable

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Clark Gable's son.

1996, Freddie Prinze Jr.

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Back when he was just starting out and was better known as Chico and the Man star Freddie Prinze's son.

1997, Clementine Ford

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With mom Cybill Shepherd.

2000, Lisa Huber

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Yes, that is Susan Lucci.

2001, Katie Flynn

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With mom Jane Seymour.

2002, Haley Giraldo

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That's mom Pat Benatar with her.

2003, Dominik Garcia-Lorido

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She's the one in the red dress, with her father Andy Garcia.

2004, Lily Costner

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Kevin Costner and his daughter.

In the mid-2000s, some of the Miss Golden Globe girls started to become famous in their own right:

2005, Kathryn Eastwood

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The first Eastwood daughter, middle, to be crowned Miss Golden Globe. Pay attention to that little one on the right.

2006, Dakota Johnson

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Best known then as the offspring of Melanie Griffith, Dakota Johnson now plays Kate on Ben and Kate. They're the only mother/daughter pair to ever both be Miss Golden Globe.

2007, Lorraine Nicholson

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Lorraine, child of Jack Nicholson, also played Princess Lorraine in The Princess Diaries 2.

2009, Rumer Willis

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Oh, you know all about Rumer, eldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, ex-step daughter of Ashton Kutcher.

2010, Mavis Spencer

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Alfre Woodard's daughter didn't let the rain stop her from rocking an Angelina's leg (before that was even a thing).

2011, Gia Mantegna

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Do people today know who Joe Mantegna is?

2012, Rainey Qualley

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With mom Andie McDowell.

2013, Sam Michael Fox

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Michael J. Fox's son with his mom and dad at the 2012 Emmy awards. He'll be this year's Mr. Golden Globe.

2013, Francesca Eastwood

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She's already been on reality TV.

And destroyed a $100,000 Birkin bag:

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The Globes will be nothing.