1. 1. He thinks Comic Sans is a cool font.
5. 3. He doesn’t know how the Internet works.
9. 5. His birth parents didn’t even want him.
12. 8. Instead of serenading people with a kickass pop song, he plays classical music.
15. 10. He lights himself on fire and ruins his own birthday party at work.
18. 12. He has the lamest Halloween costumes.
You can’t go as yourself to a Halloween party, Jerry.
19. 13. He doesn’t understand jokes.
29. Even Jerry knows he’s not capable of doing anything right.
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- A federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- According to the World Bank, a child born in 2014, on average, will live for more than 71 years.
- A 2-year-old boy lost a race at school after he spotted his dad and ran to hug him instead of crossing the finish line 👦💨💞