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    22 Healthy Dating Tips From Tina Belcher

    "Here's a bunch of numbers. They may look random but they're my phone number."

    1. Don't change your appearance.

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    If you're not comfortable putting on makeup, don't feel forced to.

    2. Drop subtle hints of affection.

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    Anything to get to the butt.

    3. Practice your suave techniques at home.

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    It's important to perfect the art of seduction.

    4. Never limit your desire.

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    Take up as many men or zombies as you wish.

    5. Self-confidence is essential.

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    Take pride in who you are.

    6. Words are powerful. Use them wisely.

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    One wrong phrase can cost you the chance of touching a glorious butt.

    7. Role playing can be exciting and adventurous.

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    Live out your erotic friend fiction fantasies.

    8. Don't stray away from sensual dances.

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    [Insert 1940s big band music]

    9. Choose a butt you'll never get tired of looking at.

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    This is extremely important.

    10. Because that can be the butt of your life.

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    Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt. BUTT.

    11. Don't be afraid to pick up someone in a public place.

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    Movie theaters, grocery stores, Dunkin Donuts? The world is your playground.

    12. And play the field a little.

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    There's nothing wrong with a little zombie lovin'.

    13. Turn on the Tina Belcher "charm bomb."

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    It's flawless in every way possible.

    14. Always keep your eye on the prize.

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    Even if it means hiding in a small locker.

    15. It's important to remain positive.

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    A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody.

    16. Never give up on the one you want.

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    Especially if you've put in countless fantasy hours.

    17. Take a chance, even if you're inexperienced in some areas.

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    It can turn out to be the greatest dare of your life.

    18. Play it as cool as possible.

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    Release your inner DINA.

    19. Advertising is a good way to show off your awesome self.

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    Don't stray from outlets like Tinder, OkCupid, or game shows.

    20. Show your true colors, even if they're a little harsh at times.

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    But support it with a compliment.

    21. If someone rejects you, don't let it bring you down.

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    Don't let your heart poop its pants.

    22. Just get back up and keep trying.

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    And kiss ALL the people.

    Shine bright like Tina Belcher.

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