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1. An unbelievably affordable set of sheet masks, each with different skin-friendly key ingredient (like aloe, charcoal, and cucumber) that has over 2,500 positive reviews. Sure, you could let your friend do one, but then you wouldn't get to try them all!
2. LOL-worthy bandages featuring different insults from Shakespeare's works. You won't even be bummed about a paper cut when you get to put one of these babies sonnet.
3. A set of fun enamel pins that are adorable and small, so you can definitely fit all of them on your fave jean jacket.
4. An ass-ortment of cat or dog butt magnets so awesome, your friends may try to steal one or two off your fridge or desk. But you'll notice if they do; you're pretty anal about that sort of thing.
5. And if you're interested in even more cute booty, a pack of clever animal socks to add a derri-air of humor to every outfit.
6. A subscription to TopMunch, which'll bring you a box of scrumptious snacks from a different international locale every month. It's a perfect excuse not to share your food, IMHO — your response to your S.O. asking "Can I have a bite of that?" can now be "No, because I'd have to go all the way to Turkey to get more!"
7. A beauteous bunch of flower pens you could certainly lend to your coworkers, but why would you do that when you could have a whole bouquet of them on your desk?
8. A menagerie of stress-relieving squishies in a pack big enough for you to keep some on your desk at work, your desk at home, your coffee table, your bedside table, your bookshelf, your counter, your pockets...everywhere. You never know when the urge to squish will strike.
9. A gorgeous collection of rings made for stacking.
10. A subscription to Quirky-Crate, a monthly box of so many squee-worthy goodies you won't know what to do with them all. Oh wait, yes you will — use and enjoy them every dang day, of course.
11. A paw-dorable clowder of kitty sticky tabs so you can mark pages and make notes whenever the mews strikes.
12. A big variety pack of candy bars, because do you remember that scene in This Is The End where Seth Rogen and co. were fighting over the only Milky Way in the house? Don't let that be you.
13. Glow-in-the-dark renderings of the kodama from Princess Mononoke that you should only share with your beloved plants.
14. A pair of Mrs. Potts and Chip lip balms who definitely don't want to be apart, because when they are they're both a little scared, neither one prepared.
15. A pack of velvet chokers in enough colors to match (and lend a trendy '90s vibe to) everything you own.
16. A massive assortment of 100 cool stickers depicting everything from favorite characters to logos to animals, so not a single inch of anything you own has to go unpersonalized.
17. A multiple earring set with a fun theme like unicorns or the solar system so you can get out — and stay out — of your rut of wearing the same basic studs every day.
18. A precious pizza lover pin set that you can split up like a grown-up version of a BFF necklace or rock together in one ensemble to let the world know where your heart really lies.
19. Aww-worthy animal puzzle erasers everyone will want a piece of.
20. A garden of succulent-shaped tea light candles in a variety of shapes so you can take your prick.
21. Rose gold paper clips so pretty, you should definitely be stingy with them at the office. Tell Susan from accounting to go use her own boring paper clips!!!
22. A trio of practical pouches great for storing pencils, makeup, a first aid kit, or pretty much any essentials. Let's face it, we all know you have enough random shit to fill far more than three of these.
23. An assortment of mini scrunchies you should stockpile as an act of revenge. It's what you deserve after "lending" your scrunchies to all those people who never returned them in middle school.
24. Winky Lux's teeny-tiny, OMG-worthy set of mini matte lipstick pills you should swallow your doubts and just buy.
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