What Flavor Hot Pocket Should You Make Love To?

The teen who posted a Vine of an intimate moment with a microwave meal is taking the internet by storm. What flavor should you seduce?

When a New Hampshire teen posted a Vine of himself fucking a Hot Pocket, the internet exploded with admiration and support of this brave teen. The Vine and his Twitter were suspended, but a few remnant gifs remain out there.

First We Feast has an in depth interview with "Thot Pocket", revealing that he works at a seafood restaurant (oh no).

Hot Pocket fucking is clearly the biggest new thing on the Internet. The only question is what kind should YOU be fucking?