What Flavor Hot Pocket Should You Make Love To?

The teen who posted a Vine of an intimate moment with a microwave meal is taking the internet by storm. What flavor should you seduce?

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When a New Hampshire teen posted a Vine of himself fucking a Hot Pocket, the internet exploded with admiration and support of this brave teen. The Vine and his Twitter were suspended, but a few remnant gifs remain out there.

First We Feast has an in depth interview with "Thot Pocket", revealing that he works at a seafood restaurant (oh no).

Hot Pocket fucking is clearly the biggest new thing on the Internet. The only question is what kind should YOU be fucking?

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What Flavor Hot Pocket Should You Make Love To?

You got: Ham & Cheese with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust

Have fun fucking that Hot Pocket!

Ham & Cheese with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust
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You got: Pepperoni Pizza with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust

Have fun fucking that Hot Pocket!

Pepperoni Pizza with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust
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You got: Philly Cheese Steak with Croissant Crust

Have fun fucking that Hot Pocket!

Philly Cheese Steak with Croissant Crust
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You got: Meatballs & Mozzarella with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust

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Meatballs & Mozzarella with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust
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You got: Ham & Cheese with Croissant Crust

Have fun fucking that Hot Pocket!

Ham & Cheese with Croissant Crust
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You got: Four Cheese Pizza with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust

Have fun fucking that Hot Pocket!

Four Cheese Pizza with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust
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You got: Pepperoni Pizza with Crispy Crust

Have fun fucking that Hot Pocket!

Pepperoni Pizza with Crispy Crust
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You got: BBQ Recipe Beef with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust

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BBQ Recipe Beef with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust
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You got: Pepperoni & Sausage Pizza with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust

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Pepperoni & Sausage Pizza with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust
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You got: Philly Steak & Cheese with Seasoned Crust

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Philly Steak & Cheese with Seasoned Crust
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You got: Bacon Cheddar Cheese Melt with Pretzel Bread

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Bacon Cheddar Cheese Melt with Pretzel Bread
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You got: Bacon, Egg & Cheese with Seasoned Crust

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Bacon, Egg & Cheese with Seasoned Crust
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