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17 Things You Should Never Do While Drunk

Never drink and tweet.

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1. Email your dad.

in 2011 i got drunk and sent my dad an email that said 'your dog is irritating !!!' with the subject line 'i hat the dog'

Mira Gonzalez@miragonzFollow

in 2011 i got drunk and sent my dad an email that said 'your dog is irritating !!!' with the subject line 'i hat the dog'

4:03 PM - 27 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Buy domain names.

oh god i got drunk and incurred a lifetime digital responsibility again

Paul Ford@ftrainFollow

oh god i got drunk and incurred a lifetime digital responsibility again

10:47 PM - 29 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Admit your darkest trolling secrets on a date.

last night I got drunk and told my okcupid date about how I used to troll in MMORPG's and he said he didn't play them bc of people like me

AmBOO@missambearFollow

last night I got drunk and told my okcupid date about how I used to troll in MMORPG's and he said he didn't play them bc of people like me

3:47 PM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Sign up for a game show.

the other night i got drunk and signed up for "who wants to be a millionaire" and they just confirmed my audition. g2g learn every fact now

catbug@kittaveliFollow

the other night i got drunk and signed up for "who wants to be a millionaire" and they just confirmed my audition. g2g learn every fact now

10:52 AM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Bike home with a piece of pizza.

6. Get pizza to go.

last night i was so drunk i folded up a slice of shrimp pizza n put it in my purse

SadeVEVO@fillegrossiereFollow

last night i was so drunk i folded up a slice of shrimp pizza n put it in my purse

11:11 PM - 06 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Shop at questionable chain stores.

I need to confess that I got drunk and spent $230 at the Williamsburg urban outfitters yesterday

leslie@LesHornFollow

I need to confess that I got drunk and spent $230 at the Williamsburg urban outfitters yesterday

12:13 PM - 27 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Talk about Limp Bizkit.

in doing a quick cycle back over my own tweets, it appears I got drunk and chatted it up about limp bizkit

big titty LARPer@rachelmillmanFollow

in doing a quick cycle back over my own tweets, it appears I got drunk and chatted it up about limp bizkit

5:59 PM - 23 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Ask a reasonable question.

One time I got drunk and asked Steve Aoki if he gets to eat at any Benihana for free. He wasn't happy about that.

Jason Diamond@imjasondiamondFollow

One time I got drunk and asked Steve Aoki if he gets to eat at any Benihana for free. He wasn't happy about that.

2:01 PM - 15 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Try to talk to cops.

11. Catch a whiff of a Hot Pocket.

12. Interact with any extended family members.

once my aunt found me when I was drunk and she made me come home and

ca$h money emma@therealemmamcFollow

once my aunt found me when I was drunk and she made me come home and

10:10 PM - 10 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. Order pizza and then use the slice as a pillow, even if you are just really, really sleepy and just need to rest your eyes for a minute.

14. Try to buy anything.

Once I was so drunk I tried to put my iphone into a card machine to pay for a drink and I just could not understand why it wasn't working

l a u r a@fvckinlarry_Follow

Once I was so drunk I tried to put my iphone into a card machine to pay for a drink and I just could not understand why it wasn't working

12:49 PM - 30 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Attempt to text.

16. Go to a restaurant.

#Imagine michael being drunk: '' WHERES MY PIZZA'' You: ur drunk its un ur head'' Michael: '' WHO IS HEAD?''

5SOS IMAGINES@Imaginesof5SOSFollow

#Imagine michael being drunk: '' WHERES MY PIZZA'' You: ur drunk its un ur head'' Michael: '' WHO IS HEAD?''

3:06 PM - 22 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Think about Piers Morgan.

last night I was so drunk I almost got emotional about Piers Morgan, threw up and then passed out listening to White Flag by Dido

flo@kiaxfloraFollow

last night I was so drunk I almost got emotional about Piers Morgan, threw up and then passed out listening to White Flag by Dido

8:08 AM - 12 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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