3.
Admit your darkest trolling secrets on a date.
4.
Sign up for a game show.
5.
Bike home with a piece of pizza.
7.
Shop at questionable chain stores.
8.
Talk about Limp Bizkit.
9.
Ask a reasonable question.
11.
Catch a whiff of a Hot Pocket.
12.
Interact with any extended family members.
13.
Order pizza and then use the slice as a pillow, even if you are just really, really sleepy and just need to rest your eyes for a minute.