6. The Stevens’ boy from down the street who is in law school now
7. That awful music you listen to
10. When you make fun of what they say on Twitter:
my mom just said twittered instead of tweeted i
Lol at the fact that my mom just said “pop a Molly, I’m sweatin” before turning on the fan
My mom just said that plugging in my iPhone into my charger will get the Internet to work on my phone. I’m moving out of my house.
21. The character limit in the “email to a friend” widget for articles about millennials they want to send to you
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into the nation's capital for the Women's March on Washington 👭 💖