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Any browser other than
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Why you're living at home with them
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The Stevens' boy from down the street who is in law school now
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That awful music you listen to
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Your awful new haircut
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Knowing the difference between Plain and Vanilla soy milk
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When you make fun of what they say on Twitter:
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Why you won't just wear sensible Transitions™ lenses
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Your goddamn Beanie Baby collection, do you know how much they spent on those stupid things
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Why you blocked them on Facebook
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Why anyone would pay $15/lb for coffee when there's
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Why you need to take so many selfies
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The character limit in the "email to a friend" widget for articles about millennials they want to send to you