4.
Pwning Christians on Facebook
6.
Being mad about Chick-fil-A.
7.
The Big Lebowski, especially if it can be used to describe hating Chick-fil-A.
9.
Complaining about how girls don't like nice guys. And fedoras.
10.
Having an anime girlfriend
12.
Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion and fedoras.
15.
Monty Python's Life of Brian
16.
Talking about Bill Nye
19.
Overly long rage comics
20.
Tattoos featuring bacon
21.
Telling girls they look better without makeup.