Is This A Portland Strip Club Or Portland Coffee Shop?

Two things Portland is known for having in spades: nudie bars and hipster cafes. Can you identify which is which based on the name?

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  1. 1. "Cellar Door"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coffee Shop!

    They aren't just a coffee shop, they also roast their own coffee.

    Coffee Shop!
  2. 2. "Office"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Strip Club!

    Recently opened in the former Saratoga space, this is a great place to hang out and watch some nude people.

    Strip Club!
  3. 3. "The Red E"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coffee shop!

    Eater.com calls the Red E "one of Portland's best independent cafes, with multiple single origin espressos on offer and a monthly rotating art show on the walls."

    Coffee shop!
  4. 4. "Hawthorne Strip"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Strip Club!

    A review of this dive bar strip joint says, "My days off, evenings and days when I just don't show up for work are usually meant for "World of Warcraft". Those times when I step away from the game, and go to the Hawthorne Strip have been pleasant and profitable ones- good low profile joint." So apparently it's the go-to strip club for World of Warcraft fans there.

    Strip Club!
  5. 5. "Acropolis"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Strip Club!

    A customer reviewing the Acropolis says, "we met the hottest girl, kaylee she was like a supermodel straight off the runway- with the hottest ass. To top it all off, she wasn't a bitch- like most hot chicks."

    Strip Club!
  6. 6. "Public Domain"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coffee Shop!

    A Yelp review says, "I just wish this place had cream instead of just half and half. But the black coffee by itself was very, very delish." Which is confusing because aren't they the same thing? And if there's only half&half, you just take your coffee completely black instead? Who DOES that?!

    Coffee Shop!
    yelp.com
  7. 7. "Extracto"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coffee Shop!

    This place has some amazing latte foam art, as evidenced on its Facebook page.

    Coffee Shop!
    facebook.com
  8. 8. "Magic Gardens"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Strip Club!

    According to PortlandBarFly, Magic Gardens is known for "Suicide-Girl heavy for rush hours, natch, with an eclectic array lunch-ward."

  9. 9. "Dolphin"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Strip Club!

    There's also a Dolphin II and Dolphin III.

    Strip Club!
  10. 10. "Blue Kangaroo"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coffee Shop!

    Located in the Sellwood neighborhood, the Blue Kangaroo roasts its own beans.

    Coffee Shop!
    yelp.com
  11. 11. "Maglia Rosa"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coffee Shop!

    Maglia Rosa is so Portland that it shares a space with a bike shop, and has a "bike thru" lane.

    Coffee Shop!
    facebook.com
  12. 12. "Pallas"

    Strip Club
    Coffee Shop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Strip Club!

    One reviewer enthuses, "hot hot hot girls!" I guess that's all you need.

    Strip Club!

Is This A Portland Strip Club Or Portland Coffee Shop?