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Quiz: Are You From Florida?

Turns out, you might be. This quiz, inspired by local expert @_FloridaMan, will reveal the truth.

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  1. 1. Have you ever accidentally crushed someone's car with a monster truck?

    winknews.com
    Yes, but she left it parked near my crushin' zone, so it wasn't really my fault
    No
  2. 2. Have you ever blamed lack of sex for robbing a 7-11?

    articles.orlandosentinel.com
    Yes, but it was totally justified
    No
  3. 3. Are you banned from being within 50 ft of a school AND from buying Kool-Aid?

    scoop.it
    Yes, and I love Kool-Aid, it's where I get my vitamins
    No
  4. 4. Is this the reason you're not currently locked up?

    blogs.miaminewtimes.com
    Well, "technically", yes
    No
  5. 5. Have you ever hid in a pond after robbing your mom?

    tampabay.com
    Yes, a pond is a great hiding place (except for these gators)
    No
  6. 6. Did your boyfriend ever just drive you SO nuts with his "Jagged Little Pill" mp3s you blew your cool?

    Ugh, I mean, I like Alanis just fine, but not 4x times in a row on repeat. That gets me in a platey mood
    No
  7. 7. Have you ever bitten a police car?

    blogs.miaminewtimes.com
    Yeah, man, I was on hella bath salts
    No
  8. 8. Do you ever bring your Klingon sword into traffic?

    articles.sun-sentinel.com
    Yes, I bring it everywhere because it contains my powers
    No
  9. 9. Have you ever used a fish as a weapon?

    thecollaredsheep.com
    Yeah well, sometimes when someone's acting a fool, they need a good fishslap
    No
  10. 10. Have you ever been denied entry to a strip club, and if so, was it because you tried to bring a housecat inside, and if so, did you call 911 to protest?

    elitedaily.com
    Yes, this was total bullshit. Mr. Swampcat and I wanted to enjoy some adult entertainment and this NAZI bouncer was all "you can't bring that possum in here," and I says, "it's not a possum it's a cat," and he was all, "then why doesn't it have fur on the
    No

Quiz: Are You From Florida?

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Uh, you might be from Florida. Or maybe you just lived there for a while?

Worried about you, dude.

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You're definitely from Florida.
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