Can We Guess Your Age By Your Pooping Habits?
You're out of diapers, because you're a Big Boy or Girl, but you still wear Pull-Ups at night and occasionally have an accident. But we're so proud of you!
Congrats! You're a big boy or girl and can use the bathroom all by yourself. You still crack up at the word "poop" though.
You're a teen and feeding garbage into your system. Your hole will hate you soon.
Congrats! You've just discovered "beer shits."
You've finally figured out that you need fiber in your diet, but you still sometimes fuck yourself with late-night burritos.
Two words: kale salad.
Uh-oh, this is where it's all going to seed, isn't it? You ain't poopin' like you used to. Forty is almost nigh.
Metamucil is your best friend.
Your poops are young and fresh, just like your attitude.