1. A story with the most unexpected twist ending.
"Green text stories" on 4chan are a style of anecdotes that are usually either embarrassing or triumphant.
While one could turn up one's nose at these stories as bawdy mutterings on a sordid internet site, wouldn't it be much better to recognize them as heartrending works of literature that deserve our consideration and close reading.
Here are a few of these beautiful stories that are just as good as real books.