Used God's name in vain.Used God's name in vain while having premarital sex.Said "heck".Said "hell".Said "darn."Dishonored your mother and father.Said "fuck you, dad!"Told a lie.Told a lie to your parents about the premarital sex you were definitely having in their house.Lied about it by omission.Stolen.Murdered.Worshiped other gods.Did work on the Sabbath.Snuck a peek at your Christmas presents your parents had hidden.Owned a copy of "The Eagles Greatest Hits".Walked in the bike lane.Gave up being a nun because you fell in love with the widower whose children you nannied and taught to sing while escaping NazisHad sex not for procreation and totally liked it.Thought mean thoughts about a dog.Listened to heavy metal.Listened to rap.Watched pornography.Eaten a second helping of dessert and said "omg I'm so going to hell".Said "does the pope wear a funny hat!?" to mean "yes definitely".Said "hail satan".Participated in a satanic ritual.Told your doctor you exercise way more than actually you do.Coveted your neighbor's things.Said "omg I'm so jelly!" of someone you coveted.Had lustful thoughts.Eaten Easter candy like 4 weeks after Easter.Stolen songs via filesharing.Tipped less than 15%.Described food as "a religious experience"Worn jorts (also know as Satan's cutoffs).Growled "see you in hell" as you pulled a supervillian off a building.Tweeted spoilers about a TV show.Liked your own Facebook comment.Are Danzig.