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How Likely Is It You're Going To Hell?

God is watching, and she is APPALLED.

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  1. Check off all the sins you have committed:

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    Used God's name in vain.
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    Used God's name in vain while having premarital sex.
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    Said "heck".
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    Said "hell".
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    Said "darn."
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    Dishonored your mother and father.
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    Said "fuck you, dad!"
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    Told a lie.
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    Told a lie to your parents about the premarital sex you were definitely having in their house.
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    Lied about it by omission.
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    Stolen.
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    Murdered.
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    Worshiped other gods.
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    Did work on the Sabbath.
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    Snuck a peek at your Christmas presents your parents had hidden.
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    Owned a copy of "The Eagles Greatest Hits".
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    Walked in the bike lane.
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    Gave up being a nun because you fell in love with the widower whose children you nannied and taught to sing while escaping Nazis
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    Had sex not for procreation and totally liked it.
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    Thought mean thoughts about a dog.
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    Listened to heavy metal.
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    Listened to rap.
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    Watched pornography.
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    Eaten a second helping of dessert and said "omg I'm so going to hell".
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    Said "does the pope wear a funny hat!?" to mean "yes definitely".
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    Said "hail satan".
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    Participated in a satanic ritual.
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    Told your doctor you exercise way more than actually you do.
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    Coveted your neighbor's things.
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    Said "omg I'm so jelly!" of someone you coveted.
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    Had lustful thoughts.
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    Eaten Easter candy like 4 weeks after Easter.
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    Stolen songs via filesharing.
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    Tipped less than 15%.
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    Described food as "a religious experience"
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    Worn jorts (also know as Satan's cutoffs).
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    Growled "see you in hell" as you pulled a supervillian off a building.
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    Tweeted spoilers about a TV show.
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    Liked your own Facebook comment.
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    Are Danzig.
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