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    Posted on Jul 11, 2017

    16 School Quirks That Scottish People Think Are Normal, But They're Not

    We'll give you our play piece if you let us copy from your jotter.

    1. Saying "S1" or "S6" baffles people outside of Scotland.

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    We have Secondary 1 to Secondary 6, but seemingly everyone else in the UK goes from Year 7 to Year 13 instead. This seems to make a lot less sense, to be honest. But each to their own.

    2. And we don't really have sixth form, either.

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    Which is a bit of a shame, as "sixth form" sounds way cooler than plain old "S6", especially when all the teen dramas we watch on TV talk about it.

    3. We're served up dry haggis for canteen lunch on Burns Day (whether we like it or not).

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    When you're a kid this is basically punishment. But, a bit like Scottish country dancing, this is one tradition that seems to get better with age. Plus it's much nicer when you can cover it in whisky sauce.

    4. But we’d eat anything for school lunch if it meant there was a caramel tart for pudding.

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    Some other parts of the UK do have a very inferior version of this, but Scottish caramel tart is by far the best. The day they’re on the menu is the day everyone abandons their packed lunch for school dinners.

    5. While we’re on the subject of food, no one else calls their break time snack a “play piece.”

    6. To most other kids, these are exercise books. But to us, they're “jotters.”

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    It doesn’t matter which class you’re in, or even what you’re studying – every notebook you write in will be called a “jotter.” And it'll be full of menchies and insults before the term is over.

    7. And the pressure to have the best-looking jotter is fierce.

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    The best part about going back to school for a new term is getting to put a "protective" cover on your jotter, made out of the coolest wrapping paper, wallpaper, or combination of the two you can find.

    8. Looking for the caretaker? You better ask for the "janny".

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    That's Scottish shorthand for "janitor," of course, and they're the ones who do the most important school task of all: putting down sawdust over piles of sick.

    9. Our qualifications are so uniquely Scottish that they practically need translation.

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    The rest of the UK, tends to stick to GCSEs and A-Levels. Here, it's way more baffling. We used to study for Standard Grades and Highers, but now it’s changed (again) making it even more complicated. Sitting the new National Qualifications? Good luck explaining those to the rest of Scotland, let alone the world.

    10. And forget politics classes; we’ve got modern studies.

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    This is where we learn all about contemporary local, national, and international issues. It’s a bit like a mash-up of politics, history, and geography, and it's only taught in Scotland for some reason. Surely everyone needs to know those things?

    11. We're the only kids who have to ceilidh dance in P.E. classes.

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    The Dashing White Sergeant, Gay Gordons, and the Canadian Barn Dance: by the time we leave primary school – let alone secondary school – we’ve memorised the moves to these dances for life. But it's just not a thing anywhere else.

    12. …then we're forced to put our moves into practice at the Christmas party.

    13. Other kids say form tutor; we say guidance teacher.

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    They both teach students the ins-and-outs of personal and social health, so “guidance teacher” is a more accurate name. Form tutor doesn't really sum it up.

    14. When we go back to school at the beginning of August, the rest of the world is enjoying the height of summer.

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    Scottish school holidays begin at the end of June, almost a month ahead of schools in the rest of the UK. Which means, of course, that while everyone else is sunning themselves in the August heat waves, we’re back in the classroom, looking longingly out of the window and sweating profusely.

    15. And Gaelic isn't something English kids have to struggle with.

    16. But for all the quirks, we wouldn’t want to go to school anywhere else.

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    We can't even imagine a school life without ceilidhs and caramel tarts.

    It would be nice if we could actually have summers off, though. Cheers.

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