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You still have all your high school yearbooks.You still have all your middle school yearbooks.You still have textbooks from 2+ years ago.You have birthday cards that used to sing happy birthday and now make garbled ghost screams.You have a box full of notes from exes.You still have a CD tower.You still have VHS tapes.You still have Beanie Babies, in case they get valuable again.You still have diaries you abandoned after 3-5 entries.You still have your Presidential Physical Fitness award(s).You still have your Field Day Participation Award ribbons.You still have your high school graduation gown and cap.You have an appointed junk drawer.You don’t know what’s at the bottom of your junk drawer.You have leftovers from more than five days ago in your fridge.You have expired cold medicine.You’ve bought a piece of furniture with the express purpose of storing crap on top of or in it.You keep movie ticket and/or concert ticket stubs.You have a stack of magazines that dates back a few months.You have a stack of magazines that dates back a few years.You have clothing catalogs from past seasons.You have books on your shelf that you hated.You have all the original boxes for your electronics.You have at least one irreparably broken appliance.You have more than three irreparably broken appliances.You have an item of clothing with a hole in it.You have more than three items of clothing with holes in them.You have clothing you haven’t worn in a year.You have clothing you haven’t worn in 5 years.You have unopened mail you received more than a month ago.You have receipts for things you bought over a month ago.You have receipts for things you bought over a year ago.You have receipts for things you *ate* over a year ago.You have cords to electronics you can neither find nor identify.You have a plastic bag full of plastic bags.You have a matchbook collection, but don’t smoke.You have nearly-empty shampoo bottles in your shower that you no longer try to use.You have a collection of single-use samples of beauty products.You have saved gift wrap that has already been used on a gift.You have sporting equipment for a sport you haven’t played in years.You have sporting equipment for a sport you’ve never played.You have a collection of washed-out sauce jars in case you ever get into pickling.You have a pile of miscellaneous items that you refer to as “the pile.”There are whole regions of your floor you haven't seen since you moved in.You had a Roomba, you think, once. Where is it?You have a survival kit from the Mayan Apocalypse.You have a survival kit from Y2K.You still have your childhood gerbil in a cigar box coffin.
