yourfaceisjon / Via Flickr: yourpicturesarejon / Creative Commons Check all that apply. You still have all your high school yearbooks. Check You still have all your high school yearbooks. You still have all your middle school yearbooks. Check You still have all your middle school yearbooks. You still have textbooks from 2+ years ago. Check You still have textbooks from 2+ years ago. You have birthday cards that used to sing happy birthday and now make garbled ghost screams. Check You have birthday cards that used to sing happy birthday and now make garbled ghost screams. You have a box full of notes from exes. Check You have a box full of notes from exes. You still have a CD tower. Check You still have a CD tower. You still have VHS tapes. Check You still have VHS tapes. You still have Beanie Babies, in case they get valuable again. Check You still have Beanie Babies, in case they get valuable again. You still have diaries you abandoned after 3-5 entries. Check You still have diaries you abandoned after 3-5 entries. You still have your Presidential Physical Fitness award(s). Check You still have your Presidential Physical Fitness award(s). You still have your Field Day Participation Award ribbons. Check You still have your Field Day Participation Award ribbons. You still have your high school graduation gown and cap. Check You still have your high school graduation gown and cap. You have an appointed junk drawer. Check You have an appointed junk drawer. You don’t know what’s at the bottom of your junk drawer. Check You don’t know what’s at the bottom of your junk drawer. You have leftovers from more than five days ago in your fridge. Check You have leftovers from more than five days ago in your fridge. You have expired cold medicine. Check You have expired cold medicine. You’ve bought a piece of furniture with the express purpose of storing crap on top of or in it. Check You’ve bought a piece of furniture with the express purpose of storing crap on top of or in it. You keep movie ticket and/or concert ticket stubs. Check You keep movie ticket and/or concert ticket stubs. You have a stack of magazines that dates back a few months. Check You have a stack of magazines that dates back a few months. You have a stack of magazines that dates back a few years. Check You have a stack of magazines that dates back a few years. You have clothing catalogs from past seasons. Check You have clothing catalogs from past seasons. You have books on your shelf that you hated. Check You have books on your shelf that you hated. You have all the original boxes for your electronics. Check You have all the original boxes for your electronics. You have at least one irreparably broken appliance. Check You have at least one irreparably broken appliance. You have more than three irreparably broken appliances. Check You have more than three irreparably broken appliances. You have an item of clothing with a hole in it. Check You have an item of clothing with a hole in it. You have more than three items of clothing with holes in them. Check You have more than three items of clothing with holes in them. You have clothing you haven’t worn in a year. Check You have clothing you haven’t worn in a year. You have clothing you haven’t worn in 5 years. Check You have clothing you haven’t worn in 5 years. You have unopened mail you received more than a month ago. Check You have unopened mail you received more than a month ago. You have receipts for things you bought over a month ago. Check You have receipts for things you bought over a month ago. You have receipts for things you bought over a year ago. Check You have receipts for things you bought over a year ago. You have receipts for things you *ate* over a year ago. Check You have receipts for things you *ate* over a year ago. You have cords to electronics you can neither find nor identify. Check You have cords to electronics you can neither find nor identify. You have a plastic bag full of plastic bags. Check You have a plastic bag full of plastic bags. You have a matchbook collection, but don’t smoke. Check You have a matchbook collection, but don’t smoke. You have nearly-empty shampoo bottles in your shower that you no longer try to use. Check You have nearly-empty shampoo bottles in your shower that you no longer try to use. You have a collection of single-use samples of beauty products. Check You have a collection of single-use samples of beauty products. You have saved gift wrap that has already been used on a gift. Check You have saved gift wrap that has already been used on a gift. You have sporting equipment for a sport you haven’t played in years. Check You have sporting equipment for a sport you haven’t played in years. You have sporting equipment for a sport you’ve never played. Check You have sporting equipment for a sport you’ve never played. You have a collection of washed-out sauce jars in case you ever get into pickling. Check You have a collection of washed-out sauce jars in case you ever get into pickling. You have a pile of miscellaneous items that you refer to as “the pile.” Check You have a pile of miscellaneous items that you refer to as “the pile.” There are whole regions of your floor you haven't seen since you moved in. Check There are whole regions of your floor you haven't seen since you moved in. You had a Roomba, you think, once. Where is it? Check You had a Roomba, you think, once. Where is it? You have a survival kit from the Mayan Apocalypse. Check You have a survival kit from the Mayan Apocalypse. You have a survival kit from Y2K. Check You have a survival kit from Y2K. You still have your childhood gerbil in a cigar box coffin. Check You still have your childhood gerbil in a cigar box coffin. Show me my results!
