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How Much Of A Hoarder Are You?

But what if I need my 5th grade geography textbook again?

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    You still have all your high school yearbooks.
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    You still have all your middle school yearbooks.
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    You still have textbooks from 2+ years ago.
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    You have birthday cards that used to sing happy birthday and now make garbled ghost screams.
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    You have a box full of notes from exes.
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    You still have a CD tower.
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    You still have VHS tapes.
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    You still have Beanie Babies, in case they get valuable again.
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    You still have diaries you abandoned after 3-5 entries.
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    You still have your Presidential Physical Fitness award(s).
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    You still have your Field Day Participation Award ribbons.
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    You still have your high school graduation gown and cap.
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    You have an appointed junk drawer.
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    You don’t know what’s at the bottom of your junk drawer.
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    You have leftovers from more than five days ago in your fridge.
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    You have expired cold medicine.
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    You’ve bought a piece of furniture with the express purpose of storing crap on top of or in it.
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    You keep movie ticket and/or concert ticket stubs.
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    You have a stack of magazines that dates back a few months.
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    You have a stack of magazines that dates back a few years.
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    You have clothing catalogs from past seasons.
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    You have books on your shelf that you hated.
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    You have all the original boxes for your electronics.
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    You have at least one irreparably broken appliance.
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    You have more than three irreparably broken appliances.
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    You have an item of clothing with a hole in it.
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    You have more than three items of clothing with holes in them.
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    You have clothing you haven’t worn in a year.
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    You have clothing you haven’t worn in 5 years.
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    You have unopened mail you received more than a month ago.
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    You have receipts for things you bought over a month ago.
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    You have receipts for things you bought over a year ago.
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    You have receipts for things you *ate* over a year ago.
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    You have cords to electronics you can neither find nor identify.
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    You have a plastic bag full of plastic bags.
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    You have a matchbook collection, but don’t smoke.
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    You have nearly-empty shampoo bottles in your shower that you no longer try to use.
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    You have a collection of single-use samples of beauty products.
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    You have saved gift wrap that has already been used on a gift.
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    You have sporting equipment for a sport you haven’t played in years.
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    You have sporting equipment for a sport you’ve never played.
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    You have a collection of washed-out sauce jars in case you ever get into pickling.
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    You have a pile of miscellaneous items that you refer to as “the pile.”
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    There are whole regions of your floor you haven't seen since you moved in.
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    You had a Roomba, you think, once. Where is it?
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    You have a survival kit from the Mayan Apocalypse.
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    You have a survival kit from Y2K.
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    You still have your childhood gerbil in a cigar box coffin.

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