Listen: Love, Actually is a very bad movie.
But folks, it's 2016, and Love, Actually is no longer the modern Christmas romance we need it to be.
Perhaps the biggest problem? There are NO GAYS in this movie!
NINE subplots and not even one of them is queer? What gives?
Actually, Love, Actually DID originally have a lesbian subplot, but it was cut. It involved two older women, one of whom is terminally ill and dies at the end. Sounds about right.