Can you make it to midnight?
Next Christmas is only seven dog years away...
Ugh, at least TRY to disguise it!
It was the best of headbands, it was the worst of headbands.
Kids today will never understand.
That isn't your two front teeth.
No, Aunt Ida, I'm not married yet.
It's time to find your truth.
It's that time of year again.
'Tis the season, you guys.
Because misery loves company.
'Tis the season.
'Tis the season!
Give a gift that'll get delivered to their door every month. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for god's sake!"
Thanks for NOTHING, Santa.
Be the baker you always wanted to be!
More than 120,000 letters each year!
(P.S. It's ok if you didn't deck the halls on Dec. 1.)
All that sparkles...under the tree.
Just say no to dry turkey.
Disney had to break their no ex-con policy to hire Tim Allen for The Santa Clause.
Think you know the Nativity story? Think again.
Let's take a trip down memory lane.
Because Christmas comes but once a year.
Don't be a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
Be the host with the most.
Cupcakes > other desserts.
♫ Light me up, put me on top, let's falalalalalalala! ♫
All I want for Christmas is food.
They are worth every penny.
'Tis the season for laying on the couch.
Aka the one with Pam's teapot.
:: preheats oven ::
More like the most stressful time of the year.
Because we could always use a *little help* being our thoughtful selves. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
We're all misfits!
Don't get overconfident: SOME ARE VERY OBSCURE.
"On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me / Five tickets to Hamilton."
All of 2016's standout tech, to gift (or get for yourself).
Are you older than Santa?
How will you ring in 2017?
*Prints out photos to use as wrapping paper*
There's room for everyone on the nice list!!!
A long-lost Easy-Bake Oven? An original Gameboy?
Why is Santa such a jerk?
For those who want a spookier holiday season.
'Tis the season!
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
Do you deliver presents, or steal them?
♫ Quizzin' around the Christmas tree. ♫
"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."
All I want for Christmas is Chris Pratt.
Don't worry — it's not just books.
"My god... It's full of stars."
The hard part will be actually gifting them.
The essential December to February pop ups.
For a cocktail-soaked Christmas.
Make your pencil case the envy of all.
♫ Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays ♫
Roasty toasty tipples.