Can you make it to midnight?
Next Christmas is only seven dog years away...
Ugh, at least TRY to disguise it!
It was the best of headbands, it was the worst of headbands.
That isn't your two front teeth.
No, Aunt Ida, I'm not married yet.
'Tis the season, you guys.
Because misery loves company.
'Tis the season!
Give a gift that'll get delivered to their door every month. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Thanks for NOTHING, Santa.
Be the baker you always wanted to be!
More than 120,000 letters each year!
(P.S. It's ok if you didn't deck the halls on Dec. 1.)
All that sparkles...under the tree.
Just say no to dry turkey.
Disney had to break their no ex-con policy to hire Tim Allen for The Santa Clause.
Let's take a trip down memory lane.
Because Christmas comes but once a year.
Don't be a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
Cupcakes > other desserts.
♫ Light me up, put me on top, let's falalalalalalala! ♫
All I want for Christmas is food.
They are worth every penny.
'Tis the season for laying on the couch.
:: preheats oven ::
More like the most stressful time of the year.
Because we could always use a *little help* being our thoughtful selves. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me / Five tickets to Hamilton."
All of 2016's standout tech, to gift (or get for yourself).
Are you older than Santa?
How will you ring in 2017?
*Prints out photos to use as wrapping paper*
A long-lost Easy-Bake Oven? An original Gameboy?
For those who want a spookier holiday season.
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."
All I want for Christmas is Chris Pratt.
Don't worry — it's not just books.
"My god... It's full of stars."
For a cocktail-soaked Christmas.
♫ Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays ♫
Roasty toasty tipples.