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59 Things Jake Johnson Smells Like

Based on briefly standing near him at a PR event.

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1. Masculinity

2. Cedar, or maybe pine

3. Cloves

3. Cardamom

4. Hope

5. Probably "vetiver"

6. That sign from Love Actually that says "To me, you are perfect"

7. The act of chopping wood

8. Social justice

9. Motor oil

10. Crude oil

11. The constellation Orion

12. Black coffee

13. A handwritten grocery list

14. Artisanal cheese

15. A cornfield

16. Wind chimes

17. Lavender

18. Aubergine, the plant

19. Aubergine, the color

20. Idealism

21. Vengeance toward an ex

22. Halls honey-lemon cough drops

23. Carpenter jeans

24. Rocky road ice cream

25. A bonfire

26. Grass

27. Dawn, the time of day

28. Dawn, the dish soap

29. A bird made of hand-blown glass

30. A rainbow, but a rugged one

31. A bouquet of daffodils wrapped in flannel

32. Moss

33. Peppercorn

34. The lights going down just before the concert starts

35. Brad Pitt circa Legends of the Fall

36. Cacao

37. Gift wrap

38. The pool where you learned to swim

39. Fruit salad

40. A worn-in leather sofa

41. Ontology

42. The handsomest golden retriever

43. Fig

44. Fig Newtons

45. Clean laundry fresh out of a basket of kittens

46. Kale that's been alchemized into a juicy steak

47. Patience

48. An almond

49. A wisp of pipe smoke

50. A glass of all of your dreams come true, stirred with a cinnamon stick

51. The Central Park Boathouse

52. Bulleit Bourbon

53. The words "Your package is out for delivery"

54. Milk

55. Pewter

56. Bramble

57. The library in Beauty and the Beast

58. Your favorite sweatshirt

59. Almost nothing; just enough to be wide-open with possibility

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