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19 Signs You're The Fox Mulder Of Your Friend Group

You never stop searching for the truth.

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1. When your friends ask you how you're doing, you say:

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2. When your friend shivers and says she felt a draft, and you're like:

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3. When one of your friends tries to tell you about a wedding album they were looking through on Facebook, you're like:

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4. When anyone in your friend group gets pregnant, your first assumption is...

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5. And if that baby gets a cold? You:

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6. You've caught your friends making this face many, many times.

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7. And at least half the time you announce what you're thinking about, you get asked:

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8. You're constantly looking for your sister who was maybe abducted by aliens when you were 12.

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9. When you take a vacation with your friends, you're the one who asks everyone you meet:

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10. All your friends know what they're getting from you for their birthdays.

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11. When your friends get excited about the newest iPhone, you can't relate because you hate and distrust technology.

12. This is your standby party icebreaker.

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(It's not SUPER popular.)

13. When your friends argue about politics, you're the one who's like, "Guys, there's something much bigger at play here..."

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14. You're the one in your group convinced you're the hero of an enduring battle between good and evil.

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15. If one of your friends leaves the party early or doesn't show up, you are consumed with panic that they have been taken.

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16. And this is how you let them know if their phone gets a notification while they were in the bathroom.

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17. And what you do when something really exciting just happened on TV and you want them to come in and see it.

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18. Your friends made the mistake of asking you what you wanted to do this weekend.

And they've never made that mistake again.
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And they've never made that mistake again.

19. You can't stop, won't stop searching for ~the truth~ so long as you shall live.

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