1.
"They're just a boy band."
2.
"They still have the new album coming out!"
3.
"You are a grown woman."
4.
"Didn't you kind of see this coming?"
5.
"Weren't they kind of past their prime?"
6.
"They'll still make music!"
8.
"It's probably because of Zayn."
9.
"They had to break up sometime."
10.
"You're not like...really sad, though, right?"
11.
"Do you think it's actually a hiatus?"
12.
"I can't wait to see who's the first to become a train wreck."
13.
"There's always 5SOS!"
14.
"Do you want to watch YouTube videos of them on The X Factor?"
15.
"A Harry solo album would be great though, right?"
16.
"Well at least there are other directions!!" [uproarious laughter]
17.
"Who will you fangirl over now?"
18.
And the one thing you SHOULD say: "Do you need a hug?"