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17 Things One Direction Fans Don't Want To Hear Right Now

No, it's NOT "OK."

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1. "They're just a boy band."

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False. They are our truest representation of all that is joyful and hopeful and young.

2. "They still have the new album coming out!"

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BUT NOT A TOUR!!!!!!!!!

3. "You are a grown woman."

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Not anymore. This news has reduced us all to helpless babies.

4. "Didn't you kind of see this coming?"

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Only in the way that anyone sees his or her own death coming: vaguely, distantly, all while hoping that it isn't really true.

5. "Weren't they kind of past their prime?"

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It's like you didn't even listen to "Drag Me Down."

6. "They'll still make music!"

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Yes, but not together. At least not for a while, and possibly not for a very long time. It won't be the same and everything is terrible.

7. *Laughter*

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Sadness is never funny!!!

8. "It's probably because of Zayn."

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One Direction with Zayn and One Direction without Zayn are separate and wonderful entities — each a magic experience unto itself. We do not speculate about Zayn's role in this now; we have had to move on.

9. "They had to break up sometime."

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No. No, they could have been the first boy band to last literally forever. They could have lived forever, long after our great-great-great-grandchildren become 1DAF and then die.

10. "You're not like...really sad, though, right?"

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How dare you.

11. "Do you think it's actually a hiatus?"

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I mean, probably not!!!!! But we have to believe!

12. "I can't wait to see who's the first to become a train wreck."

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Why would you be like this?

13. "There's always 5SOS!"

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You can't be serious.

14. "Do you want to watch YouTube videos of them on The X Factor?"

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No. We can't. It's too much too soon.

15. "A Harry solo album would be great though, right?"

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Of COURSE it will be great. It will transcend space and time and human emotion. That is BESIDE THE POINT.

16. "Well at least there are other directions!!" [uproarious laughter]

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WE'VE HEARD ALL THE JOKES.

17. "Who will you fangirl over now?"

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*stares into the distance* ... 1D, always. Even if only as a memory.

18. And the one thing you SHOULD say: "Do you need a hug?"

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Yes. :(((((((((

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