15 Struggles Only Reptilian Overlords Understand

Oh no, got photographed with my slit eyes showing again, FML.

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3. Knowing you could turn the wrong way, or close your eyes weirdly, and your true identity as a Reptilian Overlord could be revealed to the public.

5. Everyone is always comparing you (unfavorably) to Beyoncé.

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We can't *all* be Class A Reptilian Overlords AND widely adored, beautiful, multimillionaire popstars!! Somebody's gotta do, like, the bookkeeping.

14. Nor can you simply roll out of bed and go to the diner for breakfast and read the paper.

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You can get dressed and go, of course, but sometimes it's just like, putting on your human flesh takes soooo loooooong.

15. You've never known true love, because the human beings you seduce and impregnate in order to populate the Earth with reptilian hybrids don't (can't) know the REAL you.