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1. A wine condom to protect their wine from getting old. Don't be silly, wrap your...wine bottle.
2. Subtle Butt gas neutralizers because even though you love almost everything about them, you could definitely do without their smelly toots.
3. A Smell My Nuts candle that has such an amazing banana bread, toasted coconut, and hazelnut scent, they'll definitely want to jump on your ~wick.~
4. A booty mask to give them ~bootylicious~ vibes and make their bum super smooth.
5. Light saber chopsticks so they can enjoy takeout ~in a galaxy far, far away~ (aka the kitchen). These babies glow and grip well on sushi and noodles, making their next lunch break a super fun and mess-free experience.
6. A set of lil' microbes sure to inspire this conversation: "So, what are you gonna buy them for Valentine's Day?" "Oh, just a few cute blood cells."
7. A handheld light they'll be ~over the moon~ about because it fits in the palm of their hand and adds a soft glow to their bedroom. It's easy to operate too: just tap to change the color and brightness (no cords required).
8. A floral penis mug so they can enjoy their favorite beverages alongside a beautiful display of blossoming weenies.
9. A burrito blanket for times when they want to ~wrap~ themselves in a warm cocoon when it's a cold day. Shoutout to the reviewer below who actually wrapped this gem in REAL foil when they gave it as a gift (and you can do the same when you receive it).
10. A love mop towel that's designed specifically for after-sex cleanup. It's made with premium cotton in a special double yarn weave to make it extra absorbent to make sure you're prepared for whats ~coming.~
11. Funny but endearing toilet paper to show that you give a crap about them, even in the ~shittiest~ of times.
12. A beard lube that'll be their go-to grooming essential. They might think it's something sexy, but it's actually just an amazing face moisturizer made with jojoba oil and eucalyptus to keep their face smooth and razor bump-free.
13. A novelty couples game to make sure you'll never get bored. Just take these cards out with a big bottle of wine on a Saturday night, and you may uncover some surprising things you didn't know about each other.
15. A girlfriend or boyfriend pillow so they don't get lonely when you move to the couch because they're snoring too darn loud.
16. A Smack-A-Sack stress reliever to help get some anger out when you're driving each other a bit ~nuts~.
17. Poop Like A Champion, a colon-cleansing cereal packed with tons of fiber to show that you truly care about them by investing in their pooping habits.
18. A sleek necklace that is actually a vibrator (!!!) so they can always have some fun, even on the go.
19. A fill-in-the-blank-book so you can crack all the jokes you want about your relationship while giving them the feels.
20. An adorable Boba AirPods case for that one person who is always worried about losing their earbuds. It's also proof that the most last-minute gifts can still be quite thoughtful!
Promising review: "I own 2nd Gen. AirPods and I recently got this to replace my old AirPod case since it was ripping apart. All can say is that I’m blown away by the quality of this AirPod case it feels very sturdy and has a bit of a heft to it. I highly recommend this AirPod case if you're looking for something cute and to rep your love for milk tea!😊💖" —K.C.
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
21. A Can Coolie that'll keep their beverage cold and their hands dry, which is basically a dream come true for anyone who spends a good chunk of time outside and *hates* sweaty, warm drinks.
Promising review: "Yes, yes, yes, and yes. I got this as a gift for my best friend who is obsessed with sharks and it was better than I could've expected. It's very durable and makes every beer look so much cooler." —Ashley Barnas
Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (also available as a two-pack or four-pack).
22. A LOLworthy screaming goat figure who is honestly a very, very big mood. Just press him and he lets out a big shriek! This will make anyone's day, especially if their work space needs a lil' humor.
23. An amazing heat-changing mug that'll light up with beautiful constellations once they pour in coffee or tea. It's something your fave astronomy buff absolutely has to own — it's written in the stars.
24. A body paint kit for a neat new Friday night activity. Roll out the tarp, cover yourselves in paint, and get down to business making an abstract work of art in the most intimate way.
25. A shrimp-shaped travel pillow so they can stay comfy on their flight and rest underneath a comfy shell.
Promising reviews: "Well, I bought 12 of these when I was drunk...wasn't expecting to spend $416 on a gaggle of neck pillows, but the look you get in the airport and the thanks you receive from children you gift them to is priceless LOL." —Tyler Troup
"What's not to like about this? Gave it as a gift and the look of puzzled shock was priceless. The next day, it was in use in the car. Terrifyingly beautiful!" —Eric L.
Get it from Amazon for $18.99.
26. An ironic garlic chopper inspired by Dracula that'll make any chef smile and prevent their fingers from smelling like pungent garlic all day.
27. A Grogu Bluetooth speaker because they're a fan of The Mandalorian and they'll adore this lil' buddy for their next indoor workout or wine night. It plays up to four hours of music on a single charge, has a 30-foot range, and reviewers say it has great sound quality.
28. A pasta and salad monster serving spoon so much cooler than a basic cooking utensil. I don't know about you, but I'd suddenly want to make pasta every single night.
29. A portable drink caddy, because they can enjoy beer or wine whenever they want, even if they're taking a bubble bath. Plus, what's better than having happy hour in the shower or tub?
30. A pair of cozy socks for the avocado *and* yoga lover in your life. They can wear these babies with slippers or sneakers.
31. And a splurge-worthy, Throws of Passion waterproof blanket that may as well be some kind of magic. No matter what activity you may be doing, liquid will not seep through, so you can get ~down and dirty~ without a worry.
Looks like Will Ferrell had the right idea:
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