Geeky·Posted on Oct 26, 202140 Church Signs That Have No Right Being This Funny"Get in God's mosh pit."by Kat PickhardtBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This church reealllyy wants you to try missionary. mah-nikkuh. 🤘🏽 @M0NIKAbang That’s boring too but I’ll take what I can get. 🤷🏻♀️😂 01:12 PM - 04 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @M0NIKAbang 2. This church that offered a damning threat to whoever stole their air conditioner. One of my favorite church signs from funny 3. This church that loves a mother on her knees. Can’t believe I didn’t notice this sooner. from Churchsigns 4. This church sign that wants to know how often you come. That’s none of your business! from Churchsigns 5. This sign that explains why Jesus always has perfectly chiseled abs in paintings. Found in Freeling, South Australia. from Churchsigns 6. This church that insists "Jesus enters you" before you can cross through the pearly gates. Gives a whole new meaning to “Come to the Lord.” from Churchsigns 7. This church sign that probably could have been worded differently. Just a mouthful of praise... from Churchsigns 8. This church in Tennessee that has a clear opinion on those autopsy results... Smyrna, Tennessee from Churchsigns 9. This church needs you to stop praying for more snow. The classic snow sign, spotted at Calverton Baptist Church from MontgomeryCountyMD 10. Meanwhile, this church doesn't have time to think of something clever because it's just too darn hot out! Probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this. from Winnipeg 11. This church that gave an ominous Thanksgiving warning. happy thanksgiving from Churchsigns 12. This church that decided to quote Darth Vader (you know, the famously wholesome character who killed all those kids). Wisdom from Vader from Churchsigns 13. This sign that declares once and for all that you should swallow, not spit. Forgiveness is divine from Churchsigns 14. This church that doesn't want you to eat the devil's corn, and don't even get them started on the devil's high-fructose corn syrup! Terrible sign at Mount Carmel church from springfieldMO 15. This sign that offers nothing but comfort. not sure if repost but from Churchsigns 16. This church that places God in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Thanos is a fictional character; are they saying they know God is fictional? from Churchsigns 17. This church that's trying to reach their "younger" audience. Connecting with today's youth. from Churchsigns 18. This church that will teach you to be sexy like Samson — spoiler alert: it's all about the hair. If you weren't getting enough sexy out of your church... from Churchsigns 19. This church that doesn't want you to text and drive... reading a wordy sign is perfectly fine, though. How to meet Jesus from Churchsigns 20. This sign that understands who holds all the power in the pew. Seen outside a church on my walk to work. from funny 21. This church is not to be confused with a Myspace church. We are a Facebook church from Churchsigns 22. This church sign that needs to remind you Jesus was here looonnggg before Marie Kondo. You have to stay relevant. from Churchsigns 23. This church that is clearly punk rock. Well, he did flip tables and crowd kill from Churchsigns 24. This church that should have thought about allll the "C" words before making this claim. Which ‘C’ word? from funnysigns 25. This church that embraced "Christian Girl Autumn" with a pumpkin spice communion joke. Our Father Lutheran @ourfathergso @UnvirtuousAbbey Fresh outta Sem, and my first time being in charge of a church sign. Whaddya think? 08:54 PM - 13 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ourfathergsbo 26. This church promises eternal damnation for adjusts glasses rooting for Auburn football. Sometimes I’m ashamed to live in Alabama... from Churchsigns 27. This sign said, "I'm not like other pastors, I'm a cool pastor." The second coming of christ will be at Fortnite from FortniteCringe 28. This church that balances wholesome picnics with adult movie nights. That's a unique idea for attracting new members! from Churchsigns 29. This sign that simply cannot be real. So, is this the stuff they teach at church now? from funny 30. This church that demands you keep your ass at home for service. Any reason to mention Jesus's ass from Churchsigns 31. This sign that screams the obvious. QuirkyGirl @QuirkyGirl69 Funny Church Sign: 01:29 AM - 28 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @QuirkyGirl69 32. This sign that took the Shrek "All Star" meme to the next level. Maricel Tanya @maricel_tanya I cannot believe I saw this. #churchsigns 01:31 AM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @maricel_tanya 33. This church that doesn't want to lie to your friends and family at your funeral. Angela ✨ @travelinglight3 #churchsigns 02:48 AM - 18 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @travelinglight3 34. This church sign that insists nails are better than duct tape. -God- from Churchsigns 35. This sign knows you're spending time at church instead of the gym, but don't fear because you'll have a "smoking hot body" when you're dead! Paul Nazareth @UinvitedU Ruth the Church sign volunteer was feeling dark this week. Enjoy services today friends! 🙏🏽😬 11:28 AM - 16 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @UinvitedU 36. This sign that promises God loves you more than Kanye loves Kanye. And Kanye loves Kanye from Churchsigns 37. This sign said, "The Daddy and the Son and the Holy Spirit." Lauren Frances🧛🏻♀️ @ohlaurenfrances Today’s mood is this church sign I pass on my way to work 10:27 PM - 06 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ohlaurenfrances 38. This sign that makes no sense in the best possible way. Z @ MFF dealer's @zenophelion ok im losing my mind at the neon sign on this church 08:28 PM - 13 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @zenophelion No, but seriously, why Luigi?! 39. This sign that is trying to make Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" a bit holier. 🌈The Where True Love is Movement 🏳️⚧️ @WhereTrueLoveIs #churchsigns 10:08 PM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WhereTrueLoveIs No, not that hole. 40. And finally, this church that positively roasted the Patriots. Ginger Wilson @gingwilson Hometown church keeping it real! #SuperBowlLII #NFL #churchsigns 06:07 PM - 31 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gingwilson