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A simple updo of pin curls with a birdcage veil. ? Bluebird Farm Park, Ohio.

I ate something called "The Gut Buster," which contained one of every greasy American breakfast food item you can think of, topped with sausage gravy. I crapped my pants before I even finished the meal, but have no fear - I must not have been the only one with this experience at that… Read More

As any red-blooded American woman might do, I entered the sandwich line purely because the special was a buffalo chicken wrap. Me: "Hello, I'd like the buffalo chicken wrap with shredded cheddar cheese, please." Woman next to me in line: *Looking at my not-washboard stomach* "Ugh,… Read More

I am shocked I haven't seen a hundred Carrie Bradshaw responses. I just can't forgive her for whining about that new laptop Aidan gave her... not to mention how she felt entitled to Charlotte's money AND how whiny she was about being in Aidan's gorgeous cabin!

This is Mister, which is short for Mr. Edgar Sylvester Smythe-Higgins, esq. His favorite activities include sitting on laps while people try to use the toilet and chirping at birds outside the window. His greatest achievement is turning a cat-hater into a cat-lover, and his future… Read More

One night, my cat exhibited symptoms of a urinary blockage and was dripping blood everywhere. My significant other drove us to the emergency vet and waited with me for three agonizing hours. My cat didn't need surgery, thank goodness, but the bill was exorbitant. I had just gotten… Read More

In fourth grade, I desperately needed to use the restroom, but hated asking for the bathroom pass. Eventually I couldn't hold it anymore and just ran out of the room. The floor was wet inside the bathroom, and before I knew it, I was sliding at breakneck speed into the wall. That… Read More