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It leans so, so, so heavily on symbols from the show.
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You would think Silver (he's not named until the end, but we get it) could just be a horse
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The silver bullet also makes a number of appearances
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And though it's not from the show, the damn bird on Johnny Depp's head? References to it take up approximately half the movie.
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Speaking of which: "Kemosabe"
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The Lone Ranger strives for big ideas
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There's also a lot of talk about justice and the law
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Despite its violence, somehow there's never any actual jeopardy
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There is, however, a lot of violence directed at Rebecca, the Lone Ranger's sister-in-law/love interest
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Here she is again with psychotic villain, Butch (William Fichtner)
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Native Americans are massacred a bunch
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Random weirdness, part 1: A homophobic tinge
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Random weirdness, part 2: Silver in a tree
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The movie's narrative frame
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Did I mention? It's almost 2 1/2 hours.